Max VK 🙀 @MeowM4x
he/him • Philly • allergic to almonds What are you, a cop? Joined August 2016-
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A non-exhaustive list of things I received for my 27th birthday: 1. Hair loss shampoo 2. A dinosaur advent calendar
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Max VK 🙀 retweeted
Some of you need to hit the swing set. It might fix you
I ate four zebra cakes for breakfast this morning. Little Debbie has me by the throat
Max VK 🙀 retweeted
leaving out milk and pronouns for liberal santa when he comes down the she/himney
All I know about this doubloons thing is that apparently only 1 in 8 people knows how to spell doubloons
Sometimes you just gotta take the plunge and accept a random discord invitation so you can play online cards against humanity with three Algerian people high off their asses until 2am local time
That summer experience when you're sweating and you walk past a sandwich shop and smell onions and you're like oh god is that me
Max VK 🙀 retweeted
You should be able to buy cigarettes at Starbucks
You know what? Forget zodiac signs. Go for compatibility based on how you pronounce the names of Pokémon
Someone who pronounces the second half of Charizard like lizard
Worst Fear #837: Screaming when I see a bug and the bug flies into my mouth
I personally appreciate how my phone never knows whether to communicate with me in English or in Spanish
Oh my god how did I wind up on the transphobic side of twitter at 3am I swear I was just on funny cat reddit at 2am
Pokémon that look like they're wearing clothes......is that just their Skin?
Max VK 🙀 retweeted
Sonic the Hedgehog is copaganda
2 truths and a lie: •My favorite color is blue •I've never had a dog •After my great grandmother moved to America, her sisters burned the rest of her possessions because they had always resented her for her beauty
I just added a video called "why people with adhd procrastinate" to my "watch later" playlist, so :/
I just confused Guardians of the Galaxy with Legend of the Guardians: the Owls of Ga’Hoole PLEASE don't tell anyone @Mkasp14
I just confused Rise of the Guardians with Guardians of the Galaxy PLEASE don't tell anyone
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