Micro Flash Fiction📖 @MicroFlashFic
Stories of every sort, all under 280 characters, all by @jstanchak - BUY THE BOOK https://t.co/3olZcwDgd3 - DMs open - highly collaborative - he/him - Micah 6:8 ko-fi.com/microflashfic Alexandria, VA Joined July 2017-
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I chaperoned my kid’s field trip, and when I showed up, all the other eight-year-olds looked SO disappointed. Then a kid yelled, “HE AIN’T NO DRACULA!” She’d told them her dad and her (nonexistent) brother were both vampires. One of her friends called it “the greatest betrayal.”
Jack got home; his wife was gone. On their bed was an oddly familiar cat. A test: He put on her favorite show. The cat sat in his lap. *** “I’m home—You got a cat?” “What? No! You were gone, so—“ “Did you think the cat was me?” Jack tried to run, but the cat was still in his lap.
“I AM A GREAT OLD ONE.” “Don’t look like it.” “I am beyond cognition.” “Naw, you ain’t got tentacles.” “That is so offensive.” “Every Chtulu I seen got tentacles.” “Educate yourself!” “Like with a forbidden book?” “Just google it!” “You some kind of woke Cthulu?” “I AM AWOKEN!”
Reality is nested. There is a world above us which creates our existence. But there is also a world within our own, which depends on us. You can travel up or down, but there is always a level beyond. You can explore forever, but which way you travel says everything about you.
"How was school?" "They canceled class after Tommy said a bad word." "That's extreme. What did he say?" "I can't say it." "Just say the first letter. A? S? F?" "It sounded like angels dying. When he said it, the walls turned to smoke, a portal opened, and demons crawled through."
“Thank you all for coming to my mystery murder party!” “Don’t you mean murder mystery?” “No, in a murder mystery the enigma is the killer’s identity. But I am tonight’s murderer. The puzzle is how everyone will die.” “Wait, if we’re all victims, who solves it?” “Ideally, no one.”
He died, then he was born again, a baby in his mother’s arms. He was going to live his old life over again. With all he knew now, he could fix so many things, like...like what? He couldn't remember a thing. —— “Why is he crying?” “It’s normal for babies to cry when they're born.”
“If it’s any consolation,” said a man who hadn’t been there a moonbeam earlier, “If I were a brain in a jar, imagining a world as I went, I would have made the same choices.” “I’m sorry?” I said, staring at his lemon-yellow eyes. “Exactly!” He laughed. “You couldn’t have known.”
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There are still onomancers whose magic comes from the true names of things. But the art of finding names was lost long ago. Much of our modern world is anonymous. Until tonight. A bargain is made, and Alice smiles as withered lips whisper in her ear the true name of the internet.
This week on Party of One, @jstanchak from @MicroFlashFic and I explore the world after Ragnarok in @ByOdinsBeardRPG's RUNECAIRN: WARDENSAGA! You'll dig this episode if you like: Dark Souls, Viking fantasy, weird ghosts, lovable scoundrels Get it where you get your podcasts!
“Please?” “But of course.” “Thank you!” “You're welcome.” “You're too kind.” “Not at all.” “It was nothing.” “I'm much obliged.” “You needn't bother.” “I insist.” “Don’t go to any trouble.” “It’s no trouble.” “I can't accept.” “You simply must.” “War it is then?” “War it is.”
In the future, we skip writing long works of literature, criticism, and scholarship and just write their Wikipedia summaries instead. No one acknowledges this. We all pretend to have read books that never existed. Future scholars mourn the loss of a phantom Library of Alexandria.
“You should talk to a therapist about that.” “You should talk to a doctor.” “You should talk to a lawyer.” “You should talk to my friend.” “You should talk NASA.” “You should talk to the Pentagon.” “You should talk to the Visitors.” “…You should talk to a therapist about that.”
Pull a sword from the water: Warrior of legend, or a child at the beach. Pull a sword from the fire: Warrior of legend, or a blacksmith. Pull a sword from the air: Warrior of legend, or a stage magician. Pull a sword from the stone: Warrior of legend, or an archeologist.
There is a person out there for whom knowledge of your existence would be a profound relief. They may not love you or even like you. But the sure and certain knowledge that you are possible and you have come this far would send a great many demons howling back into the darkness.
All that survived the apocalypse were mutated border collies that had become photosynthetic. They spread out over the world, nose to tail, covering the planet in a perfect blanket of fur. Intelligent beings came from across the universe to gently stroke the fluffy earth.
"Welcome to Hell! There's the boiling pool, the flaying zone, the unraveler—" "What will you do to me?" "You'll watch." "What?" "Hell is...disorganized. Someone with your efficiency obsession is sure to spy ways to improve it." "You want me to fix Hell?" "That's not what I said."
Philosophalopod @Philosophalopod
6K Followers 2K Following Worship of the Cephalogods. #MicroFiction. https://t.co/0lDMWK0Pd7 https://t.co/Idr7L5aUb5 https://t.co/RD2n0xJdgj
capsule_169_feed3 @capsule_169
7K Followers 38 Following The sapience known as Luci, enshrined in her lonely tomb, floating in space. She shares stories from across many threads of reality. (Author: @Synthetic_Witch)
T. R. Darling @QuietPineTrees
15K Followers 457 Following Author and journalist. For more stories, check out my book, or you can join my interactive story at @ForestOfWhales. Also on Bluesky and https://t.co/UcK78GCPz5
Tin Doom 😑 @PajamaStew
8K Followers 741 Following Just a very normal guy sharing surreal visions and odd microfiction short stories from a universe not too different from our own.
Cassondra Windwalker @WindwalkerWrite
22K Followers 14K Following Writer. Wanderer. Devourer of chocolate, whiskey, and weaker souls.
The Shortest Story @ .. @StoryShortest
3K Followers 216 Following Postcard stories from impossible worlds ft. microfiction by @rockpapercynic. Updates sporadically on Tuesdays.
A. A. Rubin @TheSurrealAri
13K Followers 10K Following #Writer, #editor, martial artist, teacher | Member @sfwa, @horrorwriters| Words in @LoveLettersToPoe @AhoyComicMags, @PressFlying, @CowboyJamboree. He/Him
PatchieSteve 🐦.. @PatchieSteve
7K Followers 5K Following Collaborator of The Between with @teabeesea at https://t.co/RvER7yCdXH. Ambassador of #vss365. Promptmaster for #LandmarksVSS.
Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup
1K Followers 222 Following Antifascist, so not here much longer. Still posting free kindle books over at @[email protected] & @kithrup.bsky.social, using #KindleBookGiveaway.
Iryna ✨️ @_Irene_Dreams_
12K Followers 6K Following coffee spiller ♡ word fumbler she/her https://t.co/oQrWTdML58 #microfiction #VSS #vss365 #scifaikusaturday #ScifanSat My words ⬇️
Steve - Teller of.. @Bofferson
7K Followers 5K Following Award winning author of no books ever. Apparently not as funny as I think I am. #vss365 writer trying to make you laugh...with me...not at me 😉
Jenny Gaitskell is hi.. @JennyGaitskell
25K Followers 19K Following Small fictions. Old dictionaries. Butterfly names. Everyday magic. She/her. #amwriting
Lorraine Murphy @MurphyLorr
4K Followers 4K Following Author with @inkubatorbooks. Amazon bestsellers Be Careful What You Wish For, Into The Woods. No DMs. Winner Fiction Factory Flash 2022, 2023.
Monique @starfish_72
11K Followers 2K Following ✍️ Tea-soaked poetry and short stories, 🚫 no mass-tagging, 💕 married, introvert, I love art, back-up: @verasmum1, #vss365, #FromOneLine
Waxe Wod @WaxeWod
16K Followers 16K Following Called "hot & honest" by Publishers Weekly & "charming as fuck" by a friend. 24/7 caregiver to a stroke survivor. The nut inside the pit of an apricot. 🧵 🌈
Peter James Martin @Brennan_and_Riz
18K Followers 13K Following I'm Teesside born and bred. Autistic. When I'm not writing, I'm trying to survive the rigours of raising a family and two Shih Tzu dogs and a cat.
Daily Micro Fiction @DailyMicroFic
4K Followers 4K Following Short stories, every day. #vss365 | #writingcommunity
Lisa Manus @lisamanus
9K Followers 8K Following Birth and Death sorted - just doing the middle bit. Writing #vss365 (very short stories x 365 days), tweetering between soppy, logical, and quirky.
Jayne Martin-Writer @Jayne_Martin
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Rudee @RudeeCheck
69 Followers 144 Following There is no life in the void - Niet grappig en te cynisch voor Twitter, naar verluidt. 🤘🏻 door het leven tussen Ieper, Gent en Lomé👨🏿⚕️👦🏽🐚🔭🏛🏝🥂🖋
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40 Followers 874 Following Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life.
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a m'in ceva un caz @posostarxidiam
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Rob Horton @robhorton86
80 Followers 211 Following Willing Learner. Proud Husband and Father. ARSENAL- FPL- Runner- Writer- Tumble Coach
Jim Noonan @James66Noonan
1 Followers 5 Following "All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath." F. Scott Fitzgerald
Sir Reynarde @ReynardeSir
129 Followers 2K Following Do not make the mistake of thinking that you have to agree with people and their beliefs to defend them from injustice
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DarkFictionFactory @DarkFicFactory
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Jasmine Scott @JasmineSco77367
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231 Followers 1K Following Books, History, Science, Political & Social Issues 🇵🇸 🌏🌱
prosepoetdblightstrea.. @ppbylightstream
350 Followers 2K Following Hello. I'm a prose poet, proofreader, taoist, anarchist, etc.
Michelle @sprchgrgirl
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Jeriko @JerikoTweets
258 Followers 865 Following A Work, In Progress. Into gaming, art, music, podcasts, stand-up, absurdism.
Serious Flash Fiction @FlashSerious
669 Followers 677 Following Annual flash fiction competition, edited by @Ben_Warden. Open for entries! 💫 Rules: story in 1 tweet, all genres and themes, tag your tweet with #sffiction
noahahaha @solun_
80 Followers 525 Following I sail the frozen seas. I ride the glacial breeze. I sing yo-ho and yo-ho-ho. Oh no-here come the trees! -- he/him 28 🖤@_pinkatnight🖤
najimi @sleflogue
0 Followers 64 Following i like talking to the walls. twitter is a virtual space walls. hence, i talk on twitter.
transarcanum @transarcanum
38 Followers 139 Following Theorist and introspective artist interested in new forms of collaboration and expression. Technologist and optimist.
Dr. Candice Majewski .. @CandiceMajewski
3K Followers 5K Following Senior Lecturer in Mechanical Engineering, Research in Additive Manufacturing (3D Printing). She/her 🐯
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Charles Mellott @BigfootCha67
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Hot Trash Panda @hottrashpanda
6 Followers 13 Following Scavenging for fun ideas, storytelling (but keeping fiction real) and traveling from place to place.
RJ Brown (Writer) @WriterRJBrown
54 Followers 253 Following Steeped in academia and a punk aesthetic, R. J. Brown is fond of the idea of kelp, their forest blades and resilience. https://t.co/wyAx3t3O3L
אני פייק, תת.. @SoNotMysterious
7 Followers 235 Following
𓂍 Painted Hermit �.. @PaintedHermit
9 Followers 129 Following I like playing games, making art, and telling stories 𓆩𓆣 ♤♤🔞♤♤ 𓆣𓆪 Pfp made using | https://t.co/ZTQxoEzQxR |
Whitney Williams @WhitneyWil69451
132 Followers 1K Following Boosting the voices of talented authors bringing their stories to the forefront of the literary world. #bookpromoter #bookmarketer #bookpublisher
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NOY SMITH @NoySmith39864
50 Followers 397 Following "I'm dedicated to offering authors top-notch book marketing and promotion services, constantly aspiring to excel in my field."#AmazonBestseller #ExploreBooks
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cat at work @meow_bout_that
141 Followers 1K Following Cat/Professional very busy please be brief views expressed here are my own
Philosophalopod @Philosophalopod
6K Followers 2K Following Worship of the Cephalogods. #MicroFiction. https://t.co/0lDMWK0Pd7 https://t.co/Idr7L5aUb5 https://t.co/RD2n0xJdgj
capsule_169_feed3 @capsule_169
7K Followers 38 Following The sapience known as Luci, enshrined in her lonely tomb, floating in space. She shares stories from across many threads of reality. (Author: @Synthetic_Witch)
T. R. Darling @QuietPineTrees
15K Followers 457 Following Author and journalist. For more stories, check out my book, or you can join my interactive story at @ForestOfWhales. Also on Bluesky and https://t.co/UcK78GCPz5
Cassondra Windwalker @WindwalkerWrite
22K Followers 14K Following Writer. Wanderer. Devourer of chocolate, whiskey, and weaker souls.
The Shortest Story @ .. @StoryShortest
3K Followers 216 Following Postcard stories from impossible worlds ft. microfiction by @rockpapercynic. Updates sporadically on Tuesdays.
A. A. Rubin @TheSurrealAri
13K Followers 10K Following #Writer, #editor, martial artist, teacher | Member @sfwa, @horrorwriters| Words in @LoveLettersToPoe @AhoyComicMags, @PressFlying, @CowboyJamboree. He/Him
PatchieSteve 🐦.. @PatchieSteve
7K Followers 5K Following Collaborator of The Between with @teabeesea at https://t.co/RvER7yCdXH. Ambassador of #vss365. Promptmaster for #LandmarksVSS.
Iryna ✨️ @_Irene_Dreams_
12K Followers 6K Following coffee spiller ♡ word fumbler she/her https://t.co/oQrWTdML58 #microfiction #VSS #vss365 #scifaikusaturday #ScifanSat My words ⬇️
Steve - Teller of.. @Bofferson
7K Followers 5K Following Award winning author of no books ever. Apparently not as funny as I think I am. #vss365 writer trying to make you laugh...with me...not at me 😉
Jenny Gaitskell is hi.. @JennyGaitskell
25K Followers 19K Following Small fictions. Old dictionaries. Butterfly names. Everyday magic. She/her. #amwriting
Monique @starfish_72
11K Followers 2K Following ✍️ Tea-soaked poetry and short stories, 🚫 no mass-tagging, 💕 married, introvert, I love art, back-up: @verasmum1, #vss365, #FromOneLine
Waxe Wod @WaxeWod
16K Followers 16K Following Called "hot & honest" by Publishers Weekly & "charming as fuck" by a friend. 24/7 caregiver to a stroke survivor. The nut inside the pit of an apricot. 🧵 🌈
Peter James Martin @Brennan_and_Riz
18K Followers 13K Following I'm Teesside born and bred. Autistic. When I'm not writing, I'm trying to survive the rigours of raising a family and two Shih Tzu dogs and a cat.
Lisa Manus @lisamanus
9K Followers 8K Following Birth and Death sorted - just doing the middle bit. Writing #vss365 (very short stories x 365 days), tweetering between soppy, logical, and quirky.
Jayne Martin-Writer @Jayne_Martin
4K Followers 5K Following "THE DADDY CHRONICLES-Memoir of a Fatherless Daughter," Whiskey Tit Books, https://t.co/W6SR2JmqfW Flash fiction "TENDER CUTS" https://t.co/AmQ7drHkR2 #Memoir #WritingCommunity
Jeff Stocks @banjomediocrity
4K Followers 4K Following Write, pick, hike. For photos and banjo videos follow me on Instagram @campfirebanjo. You may regret it. Read my travel blog at https://t.co/sE6Sf9iIRD.
Tim Warren (is a one .. @FredTweetzsche
3K Followers 4K Following Writes: stuff & nonsense. (Mostly nonsense.) Drawn to: #microfiction, prose poems, the melan-comic, the Absurd. Sometime freelance copy/content writer/editor.
CriminalSimpsons @Criminalsimpson
100K Followers 97 Following The gangsta who’s dissin' your flygirl
Elon Musk @elonmusk
181.4M Followers 585 Following
Michelle Panchuk @MichellePanchuk
2K Followers 481 Following Associate professor of philosophy, writing about religious trauma and feminist philosophy of religion. she/her
Nick Winters, live at.. @doctor_sweaty
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weird medieval guys B.. @WeirdMedieval
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Aaron Burch @Aaron__Burch
13K Followers 2K Following Author: A KIND OF IN-BETWEEN; YEAR OF THE BUFFALO; STEPHEN KING'S THE BODY; BACKSWING Editor: HAD; WAS (Words & Sports); Short Story, Long (on Substack)
The Museum of Curiosi.. @CuriosMuseum
58K Followers 4K Following Monsieur Pompier's Museum of Curiosities.
The Society of Classi.. @scppoetry
654 Followers 652 Following A literary magazine that publishes metrical/classical verse and haiku. • EIC: Evan Mantyk
The Goosecast 🔆 @TheGoosecast
223 Followers 214 Following Shithead leftoid, nominally a goose. I have a podcast where I read weird/scary short stories by me. It’s on indefinite hiatus because LIFE. He/him 🐍🐓
Dark Matter Magazine @dark_matter_mag
8K Followers 2K Following Dark Matter Magazine is a print & digital publication of dark sci-fi & horror. Trade imprint: @dark_matter_ink #HWA
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1.4M Followers 276 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
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Fractured Lit @FracturedLit
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4K Followers 5K Following Literary press featuring poetry & fiction. We publish books & a digital mag, Hidden Peak Review. Submissions are open. Editors: @KyleNewmanDP & @Justin_Rampy
Allen Holub @allenhol.. @allenholub
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359 Followers 1K Following ‘To the stars who listen—and the dreams that are answered.’
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241 Followers 258 Following Mama, friend, world traveler, writer with endless curiosity. Proud Democrat. Vaxxed. And I tweet about trash TV sometimes.
Dr. Sarah Tegen @sbtegen
629 Followers 830 Following SVP ACS Journals Publishing Group, cell biologist, kitchen experimenter, news lover, Grammy to seven. Tweets my own.
Song Salad Podcast @songsaladcast
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Nikita Gill @nktgill
135K Followers 2K Following Author of Wild Embers, Fierce Fairytales, Great Goddesses,The Girl and The Goddess, Where Hope Comes From. Represented by @nikicchang.
Fiction_in_50 @Fiction_in_50
56 Followers 84 Following Microfiction stories in exactly 50 words. Because this is fun for me. (Unless I'm doing some other challenge.) Writing profile for @DearAlienAnthro (she/her)
Jeff Stormer @PartyOfOnePod
5K Followers 1K Following (He/His) Host of Party of One, an AP pod focused on 2-player RPG experiences. Inquiries & guest appearances, [email protected]. AV by @inkocculi
ewillse @ewillse
831 Followers 1K Following Librarian & bookivore. Opinions & enthusiasms my own & not my employer’s. @[email protected]
My friend couldn’t afford his water bill. So I sent him a get well soon card.
This is DND Billy to me
“I AM A GREAT OLD ONE.” “Don’t look like it.” “I am beyond cognition.” “Naw, you ain’t got tentacles.” “That is so offensive.” “Every Chtulu I seen got tentacles.” “Educate yourself!” “Like with a forbidden book?” “Just google it!” “You some kind of woke Cthulu?” “I AM AWOKEN!”
Omg I had the exaxt same idea lmao
Reality is nested. There is a world above us which creates our existence. But there is also a world within our own, which depends on us. You can travel up or down, but there is always a level beyond. You can explore forever, but which way you travel says everything about you.
The best time to plant a tree in your yard was ten years ago. The best time to build a wizard tower in your yard was five years ago. The best time to plant a wall of enchanted brambles to protect yourself from ghost goats is this very minute.
@MicroFlashFic Holy smokes, how do you always create such incredible head cannons? Amazing
Which way do you travel in reality? I find I vacillate between up and down. What does that say about me, I wonder…
Reality is nested. There is a world above us which creates our existence. But there is also a world within our own, which depends on us. You can travel up or down, but there is always a level beyond. You can explore forever, but which way you travel says everything about you.
WRESTLING FANS, IT'S TIME FOR THE BIGGEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT: THE PARTY OF ONE WRESTLEMANIA SPECTACULAR! I'm joined by @LeviathanFiles for a wrestling-themed game of There is a Treasure at the End of This Dungeon and We Will Never Escape This Dungeon!
Omni-Man:
“Thank you all for coming to my mystery murder party!” “Don’t you mean murder mystery?” “No, in a murder mystery the enigma is the killer’s identity. But I am tonight’s murderer. The puzzle is how everyone will die.” “Wait, if we’re all victims, who solves it?” “Ideally, no one.”
@MicroFlashFic I think about this story WAY more often than is reasonable. And I still don't know whether they're being truthful or trying to trick their way indoors 🤨
This is how all of my "if I had to do it over again" daydreams turn out
He died, then he was born again, a baby in his mother’s arms. He was going to live his old life over again. With all he knew now, he could fix so many things, like...like what? He couldn't remember a thing. —— “Why is he crying?” “It’s normal for babies to cry when they're born.”
This is an entire career in PowerPoint file names. I hope it’s not mine!🔥🔥🔥
BossPresentation.ppt BossPresentation-v2.ppt BossPresentation-Final.ppt BossPresentation-Final-v2.ppt BossPresentation-Final-Final.ppt BossPresentation-Final-For-Real.ppt BossPresentation-USE-THIS-ONE.ppt BossPresentation-THIS-BETTER-BE-IT-I-SWEAR.ppt BossPresentation-I-QUIT.ppt
[meeting up with friend I haven’t seen in years] bro!! Gimme a refresher on your lore
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