Mike Engelson(III) @MikeEngelsonIII
I love Summer Joined December 2011-
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Let's go Tess #voicesaveTess
@SteveStfler way to steal jokes
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...you text a :) to another dude.
"@stinsonsays: do u ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is" Summer P
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Guy Rule #17 - No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night.
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Guy Rule #18 Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles
Lol - ifunny.mobi/i/pdNnKBtZ1
@UberFacts is not spontaneous. For a fire to start you need a fuel source oxygen and an ignition source
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The technical term for “butt crack” is “intergluteal cleft.”
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Relationship insecurity can actually lead to heart problems.
@emmypiano16 I understand now. And obviously I am one who reads your tweets
@emmypiano16 wouldn't it be the list of your followers?
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I have two type of sneezes; 1. The prince charming sneeze. 2. The death metal sneeze.
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