You never realize how many people you hate until you try to name a child.
@Mikel_Jollett My wife and I suffered through that, settled into a name we liked, and the first person we told said ‘that sounds like a orostitute to me’
@Mikel_Jollett Trying naming a child after years of being a school teacher. 😂😂😂
@Mikel_Jollett I dont understand why people don't just buy some keychains or magnets with different names on them and then let the baby pick? Is it because it'd be a choking hazard?
@Mikel_Jollett Who would have imagined that my husband had always wanted to have a daughter named Linnea and I had a Linnea I hated. What are the chances?
@Mikel_Jollett Don’t tell anyone your name. They will only give you bad advice.
@Mikel_Jollett My cousin moved because her next door neighbor called her newborn son Sam which she wanted to call her soon to be unborn child which turned out to be a girl, not a boy.
@Mikel_Jollett And one day you’ll have to explain to your second daughter that her big sisters name is your favourite. Also that her name didn’t even make the B team the first time around so you made a new list because it felt weird using a leftover name.
@Mikel_Jollett I almost named my second boy after my grandpa, Rudy. *Phew.*
@Mikel_Jollett Even better is the “I’m going to name my child something unique” moment, which on the first day of pre-school, you realize you shared simultaneously with a hundred million other parents.