Ranger Dan 🐀 @MiniGolfWizard

Actor, Improviser. Striving for progress. Empathy is the most important thing. Black Lives Matter. 🏳️‍🌈 (any pronouns) Kaysville, UT Joined November 2018

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Ranger Dan 🐀 @MiniGolfWizard

3 years ago

Oh shit… Why do I suddenly want nothing but to be a father

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3 years ago

Somebody just asked our new manager if she’s ever seen any musicals and she said “I’ve seen Goofy Movie”

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3 years ago

Ah shit… am I overworking myself

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3 years ago

Feelin pretty out-of-body today

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3 years ago

I’m a Mello Yello guy in the streets and a Mountain Dew gal in the sheets

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3 years ago

Can someone please tell me what this means, I cannot figure out this persons point and they will not explain

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Noticed recently some college basketball fans following me based on replies to cbb tweets I’ve made. I guarantee most of you will not agree politically with most of the things I tweet about, fair warning

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3 years ago

I’m having a really stressful day and this made me break into laughter and literal tears

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3 years ago

I’m having a really stressful day and this made me break into laughter and literal tears

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Ranger Dan 🐀 @MiniGolfWizard

3 years ago

I need to calm down, am I right???

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3 years ago

How did this happen

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3 years ago

Free podcast name ideas: Podcast 2: The Podcastening Just Another Podcast (about podcasts) True Crime: A Podcast My Friend Went to Podcast and All They Got Me was This Stupid T-Shirt

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Ranger Dan 🐀 @MiniGolfWizard

3 years ago

Watching a chopped-like reality show and one of the contestants just bid on and won some pho noodles and then unironically said “I know what I’ll do with these, I’ll make a noodle soup”

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3 years ago

I apologize for arguing with terfs, not gonna anymore

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3 years ago

Oh, what’s my drug of choice? Haha, you’ve probably never heard of it, the kids call it “overhearing-other-people-saying-complimentary-things-about you-in-another-room…” that shit hits the spot fr

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3 years ago

Carbink has gathered 50% of knowledge.

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Ranger Dan 🐀 @MiniGolfWizard

3 years ago

The only sources conservatives ever have are blogposts and the Bible. The only sources conservatives ask for are ones that have already been freely supplied.