Rejected Storage Ads @MiniStorageAds
NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY EXISTING STORAGE PROVIDER ONLY IN NEW YORK Joined October 2013-
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I'M WHITE, I'M GAY, AND I HAVE STUFF STORE YOUR STUFF WITH US IF YOU ARE WHITE AND GAY
SMALL KITCHEN, BRUUH? STORAGE RATES NOW ON FLEEK
YOUR APARTMENT IS SMALLER THAN DONALD TRUMP'S SUPPORT FROM LATINOS GIVE US YOUR STUFF FOR STORAGE
"I LIVE IN THIS TINY MOUSE APARTMENT BECAUSE I'M A TEENY MOUSE MAN, MOUSE PRIDE," SAID NO ONE EVER.
CHRIS CHRISTIE IS BIG AND FAT WE DON'T LIKE HIM NEW YORK STORAGE
CHRIS CHRISTIE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE BUT WE BET HE BELIEVES IN WEDDING CAKE
LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY: WE THINK CHRIS CHRISTIE WOULD HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING A MANHATTAN APARTMENT THAT SUITS HIS NEEDS
YOUR APARTMENT IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF SARAH PALIN'S TINY DUMB BRAIN
OUR RATES ARE SO INSANE THEY REDEEM MICHELE BACHMANN
WE'RE NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO BE A MINIMALIST BUT YOU'RE EATING OFF A PILE OF UNREAD NEW YORKERS
DO NOT BE A FOOL: MORE SHELVES WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM THIS HELL.
YOUR APARTMENT IS SO SMALL, YOUR PARENTS ARE PROBABLY LIKE "WHY ARE WE PAYING FOR THIS"
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIVE IN NEW YORK ARE KIDDING THEMSELVES. BUT WE WILL LIVE FOREVER
ONE-BEDROOM RENTS ARE RISING FASTER THAN CARLOS'S DANGER
MARCO RUBIO? MORE LIKE SMOKE THIS DOOBIE-O. LEGALIZE POT IN NYC NOW
YOU LIVE LIKE A HOARDER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
HAVING ENOUGH CLOSET SPACE? ABOUT AS LIKELY AS A BUDGET DEAL.
YOUR WINDOWLESS ROOM IS SO ILLEGAL IT MAKES TEXAS ABORTION RIGHTS LOOK SECURE
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