Miss Gorgeous @MissPageantGirl
Ramblings of a Sleep Deprived Beauty Queen. Oh, and uh.. World Peace! USA Joined June 2011-
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#LoveMcDsSmoothies.. you know McD's had to pay for this to trend. On a hot day, I'd rather chug warm milk then drink one of those smoothies
Mom and Dad, #youneedtositdown.. I'm Pregnant.... Nahh just kidding, but I did get a tattoo.
#pricesthatshockyou... your mom charging only $5.
#sorryimlatebut, i wrecked my car so I didnt have to listen to your speech.
#ineedtostop judging people by what they wear, i'm sure they're really nice--- ahh, who am i kidding. Did Stevie Wonder dress you??
#umightbeghetto if you're seriously wearing these shoes. #wow. twitpic.com/5gakkj
#no1likesyoubecause you're more dumb than a potato. "Moe the lawn." Really? Idiot.
What is up with all these black girls working out with hairpieces in and huge earrings. #Ghetto.
#No1likesuBecause you're a one-up'er. No one believes the stupid stories you tell. You're a hoe, and that's all you'll ever be.
#No1likesuBecause you think you know everything, but you're actually an idiot.
There's no satisfaction like watching little miss perfect get smashed in public and go home with a rando. You're mother would be proud...
It's a dog eat dog world.. and you're wearing milkbone panties.
For another year, #MissUniverse is out of reach for the US.. Thanks team #MissUSA.
Want to be in #MissUSA but have a terrible personality? Just talk about a terrible accident you were in.. pity votes can get u 2nd place.
A ginger? Really? USA is trying way too hard not to place in Miss Universe.
A $5,000 gown is not going to fix your broke face. Sorry! #DamnItsTrue
Ok, this is not Miss Hooters.. you should be tan, not orange.
Well bless your little heart.....
Keep giving me those dirty looks and see if there isnt a bronzer stain on the back of your white dress. #Oops! Not.
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