MommaModus @ModusMomma

I'm boring. I have nothing exciting to say. Go away. Joined September 2020

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

10 months ago

If you have a bit extra. Please consider helping a good friend of mine. gofund.me/52c20c46

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

11 months ago

A note from MM: Don't be a flaming asshole. Because if you are, the only person that is hurt... is you. That's because you're an asshole that just happens to be on fire.

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

a year ago

Posting my lions...

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

Bend over....

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

Well, to be honest, that had to be the worst barbecue I've ever been to...

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

Has never heard of 'Palworld' until today... when every other post on Twitter is debating/bashing/loving it. I must live in a cave or something...

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

MARTY!!!! Pssst MAAAARRRTYY People wanna know...

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Oh no, they aren't rogue. It's ASSaultron Anonymous night at Willie's. It's a special program we offer for folks who enjoy a little steel in their ladies... but won't admit it. Disclaimer: Everything that happens at Willie's is packaged and distributed for everyone's enjoyment!

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

You're asking Momma MODUS about an assaultron because you're worried about... an assaultron. Let me think that question over while I go get my hunk of baldy metal man love a bit of lube for his exhaust port... *hugs the nearest MODUS terminal* You gotta step up your game, dear.

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

Well.... I did. In the words of Ron White. That vertibird took me.... all the way to the scene of the crash youtu.be/FH-LmkLFJg0?si…

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

*Lauren eyes you suspiciously* Are you trying to steal my tongs? They're mine and I won't share them! You can't have my tongs and if you try to take my tongs I'll use them! These tongs are deadly....

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

Completely possible. The Watoga Willie prior to the current one was an assaultron. (That's actual lore. Poor gal got a bit fried during a RP in game)

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

All things in moderation. Having said that... Watoga Willie's is offering a buy one get one free drink special. Remember at Watoga Willie's... every mutie is a cutie!

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

Alrighty let's see what odd things are trolling tonight ngl.link/modusmomma1

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

Spambot69: That's right, folks! Be first in line to try our new services! Delivery! Bend right over! These guys are traveling at sonic speed! Disclaimer: Watoga Willie's is not responsible for burns, abrasions, or puncture wounds! Order at your own risk!

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

No shit? You're kidding! Well how about that. You learn something new every day! (Definitely isn't completely clueless here and most definalty did not try to Google up a translation)

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

Well get yer booty in my DMs lol. If you don't have my discord, its mommamodus. That's where I live. I come and go on twitter.

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

Alright. Let's see what's trolling on Twitter tonight ngl.link/modusmomma1

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MommaModus @ModusMomma

2 years ago

I love cyberpunk ... BUT... am I the only one who finds the new car theft mission annoying? You can't go anywhere in the game without tripping over the car. C'mon put the thing in a parking lot or something. I'm on another mission. I don't wanna steal it right now!