Montana Jones @MontyPythonJr
I have three forms of communication: sarcasm, tv/movie references, and 13th century spanish Overland Park, KS Joined July 2011-
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I will never not pretend to use the force when walking through an automatic door
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Most runs scored in 7th Inning or later - single postseason 2015 Royals: 51 2002 Angels: 36 2009 Yankees: 35 (via @EliasSports)
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Salvador Perez went from recording the last out of the 2014 World Series to 2015 World Series MVP.
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From the March 21, 2011 issue of @SInow... Called it: on.si.com/1WsFbaV
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So far outside in Pitt I've heard a: Firework, gun shot, cop siren, nuclear bomb, train horn, car horn, air horn, and duck call.
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At some point in 2015 postseason games, KC had win probabilities of: 18% 1% 25% 8% 10% 16% 5% KC won all 7 of those games. (via fangraphs)
I will see all you guys at the parade on Tuesday #ImpromptuReunions #PartyLikeIts1985
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Ned Yost was so excited, he ran INTO the Gatorade bath. pic.x.com/MfKu4cEZM2
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The final Salvy bath of the season goes to NED! #Crowned
The @30for30 for this is going to be amazing to watch #ForeverRoyal #TookTheCrown
ERUPTION!!!!!! ROYALLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! #TookTheCrown
The calm before the storm........KC is about to erupt, just wait #TakeTheCrown
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Can't stop, won't stop, never stopped.
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3 👏🏼 MORE 👏🏼 OUTS 👏🏼 #DirtyDavis #WorldSeries #TakeTheCrown
I can't favorite/retweet everything fast enough! It's ROYALS TIME BABY!!!! #TakeTheCrown
Huh, bet all those sports "experts" saying the Royals wouldn't even make it to the postseason this year feel PRETTY stupid #TakeTheCrown
Yost! PLEASE coach the Chiefs after this!!
OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDHDJFJFRNSHSJJCNJEJXBDSJJXBKDODBCJDJIDBCJDJSJD!!!!!!!!
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Wade Davis is getting ready. The Mets, nervously, reach for their wallets. The check is about to hit the table.
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