Gaming Morality Council @MoralityCouncil
All rulings are final and binding. Morality may conflict with the laws of man, which are lesser. Joined July 2021-
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Ruling: It is IMMORAL for a being made of pure embarrassment to impersonate a human and run a terrible video game company.
It’s astonishing when we get e-mails from journalists and critics and influencers who spend three paragraphs describing how successful they are in hopes that will convince us to send them a free code. Sure, here’s a code, but… bro… Tribes of Midgard is, like, $20.
Ruling: Playing video games is IMMORAL. This is why people who play video games exude the alluring mystique of the bad boy/girl.
Ruling: It is MORAL to make your friend use the shitty backup controller. They shouldn't even be there. This is a pandemic. Maybe they'll get frustrated and go away.
It is IMMORAL to quit a Rocket League match or to sarcastically spam "What a save!", unless you have a note from a doctor.
Ruling: It is MORAL to detonate the atomic bomb at the center of Megaton in Fallout 3. A bomb is a mechanical device. It has no sentience, and will feel no pain.
Ruling: It is IMMORAL to exchange currency/oranges/land for a Blizzard video game. Reason: The years 2018, 2019, 2020, and 2021.
Ruling: It is MORAL for Mario to bop Yoshi in the head. Yoshi is a projection of Mario's shame. He's not real. When we see Yoshi eat an enemy, it is Mario that eats the enemy.
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