Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty
You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET! YouTube.com/MoreWitty Joined August 2014-
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I used to go to a mechanic that would only wear high heels. Sounds weird, but he could change your oil and spark plugs in nothing flat!
OLD JOKE Famous Last Words: "Since it's so dark, maybe we should light a match to see if there's still gas in the tank!"
Not surprising that a lot of them would kick the bucket!
They're supposed to remind you of the joke: If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? (bagels)
They're supposed to remind you of the joke: If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? (bagels)
Some of these guys might just make my Spotify playlist!
Some of these guys might just make my Spotify playlist!
OLD JOKE Hear about the new driver that ran a toll booth? The sign said, "SLOW DOWN, GET TICKET", but he didn't want to get a ticket!
OLD JOKE Why are coachmen like clouds? (Because they hold the reins.)
NO JOKE (VERY cool!)
In case you missed this ...
In case you missed this ...
Cute response from @pquijote557 -- "It was the last time he let someone down"
Cute response from @pquijote557 -- "It was the last time he let someone down"
In our neighborhood growing up, even a kid who is relatively rich in dreidels would only have 4, maybe 5, tops.
In our neighborhood growing up, even a kid who is relatively rich in dreidels would only have 4, maybe 5, tops.
Thanks, man -- you're an ace!
In case you missed this ...
Hear about the old mohel that couldn't cut it anymore?
In case you missed this ...
If it happens to this guy every day, I would think it would!
If it happens to this guy every day, I would think it would!
Still not the best way to make s'mores
Still not the best way to make s'mores
I suspect his wolf is cool with it!
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