Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty
You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET! YouTube.com/MoreWitty Joined August 2014-
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Accidentally bumped into a lady’s canoe today. She chased me for miles, yelling and screaming. Real case of rowed rage.
Also, a good chance they're progressive. 😁
Also, a good chance they're progressive. 😁
NO JOKE (Our pastor once used this clip to show that our being compared to sheep in the Bible, is NOT a compliment!)
NO JOKE (Our pastor once used this clip to show that our being compared to sheep in the Bible, is NOT a compliment!)
OLD JOKE (probably Rodney Dangerfield) I grew up in such a tough neighborhood our school newspaper had obituaries!
OLD JOKE Why should a clock never be placed at the top of the stairs? (Because it might run down and strike one!)
In case you missed this ...
In case you missed this ...
In case you missed this ...
NO JOKE
Would have worked for Jeremiah!
Would have worked for Jeremiah!
Just plane funny!
In case you missed this ...
The world's tallest drinking establishment is Ozone, located on the 118th floor of The Ritz-Carlton, Hong Kong. (Talk about setting a high bar!)
Steve Martin and Jerry Seinfeld come to mind, also like Steven Wright and Emo Phillips, (plus lots of others).
@MoreTwitty Comedy got neutered over the last couple decades I want the King: George Carlin Robin Williams Andrew Dice Clay Eddie Murphy Billy Crystal Young Whoopee And who's the King of Comedy To You?
The 8 year old has formulated a plan to build a treehouse, and his first step is to find an acorn and plant it to grow a tree. These are long-term plans.

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