Elon’s Tiny Penis @MotherOfFBombs
Hoping to be the last user left on Twitter so the press can run the headline: Everyone Leaves Twitter Except Elon and His Tiny Penis. Colorado, USA Joined January 2017-
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Let’s face it. You’re hoping that #PaulGiamatti wins Best Actor - not for The Holdovers, but for his performance in Sideways. #OSCARs #OSCAR2024 #OSCAR
Everyone has their favorite MTG video clip. This one is mine.
Everyone has their favorite MTG video clip. This one is mine.
I think someone is onto something 🤔 Marjorie Tyler Greene
Who launched the Coker that destroyed the hospital? I don’t know. But what I do know is that I’m not going to find the answer here on Twitter.
Craig Robertson played Stupid Games. Craig Robertson won Stupid Prizes.
Craig Robertson played Stupid Games. Craig Robertson won Stupid Prizes.
On behalf of little brothers everywhere…you rock little dude.
On behalf of little brothers everywhere…you rock little dude.
Harvard: Veritas. Nobel Prizes. Also Harvard: Unabomber. Black Market body parts. @Harvard
Dear Canada, Sorry for your loss. 🙁💔😢 #RIPGordonLightfoot
Question: Why is Tucker’s wife so bad at measuring distance? Answer: Because for the last 32 years Tucker has been telling her that this is 8 inches. @TuckerCarlson
So this whole Cocaine Bear thing. Does the bear do it just once? Or does it keep running back to the pile every hour or so for another bump? Also, does it work the package by trading with other bears, or just end up addicted to it’s own supply? #CocaineBear #TheWire
Someone at my house just paused @YoungSheldon right at the moment that made Sheldon look like young Matt Gaetz. Thought I’d share this and challenge folks to caption this. What would ten year old Matt Gaetz be saying?
I love watching Grandpa Joe drag the MAGAheads. He shoots down a balloon over SC, they lose their fucking minds bc he didn’t shoot it down over Alaska. So he shoots one down over Alaska and they still lose their fucking minds. If a GOP Prez did this it’d be chants of “USA! USA!”
Stephen Miller looks like one of Elon’s tiny testicles.
You fucking assholes in the GOP and the NRA totally asked for this.
You fucking assholes in the GOP and the NRA totally asked for this.
Don’t know know why I thought you’d like this one. @JoJoFromJerz
Jesus F Christ. Time for Feinstein to step aside. WTF?
Jesus F Christ. Time for Feinstein to step aside. WTF?
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So, this is now awkward.. didn’t expect it to blow up. Just fyi, I’ve muted the tweet.. trying to work 😅😅 For those that have said something about me posting for attention.. you’ve missed the entire point of the tweet. It was a story used as a reminder to be kind. 👍🏻
For those of you having a bad day: Peter Navarro is having a much WORSE day in prison, is begging to be released early, and every time he sheds a tear, an angel gets their wings. 😇 Enjoy your day!🙏
Hope you don’t wake up in a pod of slime.
The Matrix came out 25 years ago today… I’m going to take a red and the blue pill…with food. One is for inflammation, and the other is to make me regular
@SHowett_13 I’m no SNL fan, but I dare you to tell me that G&K sketches would be able to be that consistently good if they had to pump out 5-10 new sketches a week.
@historyrock_ Since Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner said just 6 mos ago that only white men were intelligent & articulate enough to qualify as great rock artists, hard to take the list seriously as it leaves out Chrissie Hynde, Joan Jett, Prince, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, Marvin Gaye etc.
What a photo. E. Jean Carroll standing with her fabulous team of lawyers who did so well in sharing the truth & pushing back against Donald Trump after a jury ordered him to pay $83.3 MILLION. From all of us: THANK YOU, E. Jean Carroll, for showing what courage looks like. Hero.
they should let E. Jean Carroll walk through Mar-a-Lago and point at things and go "that's mine now"
$25 million for Trump University. $83.3 million to E. Jean Carroll. $250 million or more in the New York fraud case. Mexico ain’t paying for it MAGA. You are. Know why???
Hey chuckledicks heads up, every time you buy a red MAGA hat the money goes to E. Jean Carroll now
For the first time in weeks, Trump didn’t post a single word about E. Jean Carroll last night. Turns out punitive damages work.
What she needs to say is: only the president can call up the D.C. guard, and if you don’t know that you shouldn’t be president..
Nikki Haley: "Donald Trump got out there and just threw a temper tantrum. He pitched a fit...Out of everything he said in his rant, he didn't talk about the American people once. He talked about revenge."
SUCH KINDNESS, by Andre Dubus III: A disabled builder, living in poverty and suffering constant pain, rises to a kind of acceptance and even something akin to sainthood in this harsh, remarkable novel.
Even in victory, Trump is unable to be gracious. Think about it, Republicans.
The cop we all needed #MistyCarausu #AmericanNightmare #DeniseHuskins
All the authoritative men in the case of #denisehuskins failed her, except the one woman who was not even involved in her case, officer Misty. Men are in every level of government and fail women at every level. #AmericanNightmare
The #denisehuskins case is why I will never trust police authority over my own instincts and truth. I hope she sues the incompetent @VallejoPd and the FBI agents involved are held responsible for the injustice she faced. #believevictims
I wonder if #DavidSesma is the voice that was heard by #DeniseHuskins when she was held captive by Matthew Muller? #AmericanNightmare
This is my now regular tweet where I ask you to check if you're still following me because Elon Musk likes to automatically unfollow people from my account in the middle of the night like some kind of goddamn Incelf on the Shelf (and to retweet this so others see it).
@NotHoodlum Syphilitic patients are often described as brutal, suspicious, delusional, moody, irritable, raging, lacking empathy, grandiose, and demanding. They are indecisive and absorbed in irrelevant detail one moment and irresponsibly and manically impulsive. #SyphillisDon is TRENDING.
If James Woods is playing Joe Biden, who’s playing James Woods? Kevin Sorbo? Now it all makes sense…🤪 I can’t believe these dipshits actually walk among us. 🤦♂️
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