Bob @MrFunction
Chicago Joined August 2009-
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Some people love to go online and talk about how arbys is disgusting. But here’s what they’re forgetting: we’re all irrelevant shit and jizz machines that do nothing but sweat, toil, consume and die. And no one will miss any of us. Arby’s is gross? YOURE fucking gross Eat Arby’s
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Halftime headline: MACK AND CHEESE
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Sunday funday joke time, y’all: What do you have in common with the Cleveland Cavaliers? no one on earth gives a shit about you anymore. Eat Arby’s
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Despite my longstanding beef with organized religion and sports, I'd like to offer the @RamblersMBB the exciting opportunity to use the song Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure, written by me and performed by Chicago rock legends the Lawrence arms, for as long as this miracle continues.
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Houston Residents Admit World Series Win Won’t Heal Hurricane-Ravaged City As Much As Super Bowl Win Would trib.al/e2d5Ey3
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133 days until Riot Fest. RT this tweet and we'll randomly pick one lucky person to win a pair of Riot Fest tickets. ow.ly/W9aY30bsJQl
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141 days until Riot Fest. RT this tweet and we'll randomly pick one lucky person to win a pair of Riot Fest tickets. ow.ly/oTkz30b7FME
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#boldpredictions #SNF Rather than focus on just Marshall and Jeffery, Jay Cutler will spread the ball around to 5 different Eagles
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Hopefully Gould's family donates the extra food to the victims of the Illinois tornados today. #bears
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Friends are just like testicles. It's great when they're hanging around, they're fun to play with, and you never want to lose them.
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In Sports: Derrick Rose Wondering If He Should Start Rehabbing Knee Sometime This Summer onion.com/1dsoFkC
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yall, in honor of July 4th, don't forget to spell it 'merica to show your sly disdain for a culture you pretend you're not a guilty hand in
Hawks win the Cup And SportsCenter is playing the 2003 NBA draft. What the fuck?!
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30 days until #Bears training camp in Bourbonnais.
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You're welcome, Danny Green! It was a pleasure for Me to personally ensure you played well and your team won tonight! #ThatsWhatImHereFor
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