Kyle Booty @MrKyleBooty
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Do gay dudes ever get down on some double headed fleshlight action or is always just taking turns throwing it the cornshoot?
My politics are whatever the f*** Jason Aldean is singing about
@dogeofficialceo Yet both are pusses who work from home…
There is no way our country is being ran by all these crazy weirdos and ancient people??!!! It’s like the twilight zone!!
@elonmusk This is the least country, ‘country person’ I have ever seen
Hey A.I., design me Half Life 3 so we can all finally get to that stupid ship and end this nightmare!
Just found out CarDomain.com closed down its website this year. I am officially old
@DezBryant Kickers have to score more and have longevity? That’s the only two I got…maybe rarely? Are good kickers more rare?
“White!” I exclaim with pride and a sense of inner fulfillment at the sounding of the words as they reverberate out of my mouth with whole hearted certainty as the lady at IHop takes my order and asks what type of toast I would like
I don’t know how to explain it but after the age of thirty, holding your face a certain way does in fact make getting up, hurt less…
I’ve been getting wrong messages from this school for this girl Jasmine since she started middle school and now she’s graduating and I don’t know how to feel
@jordanbpeterson I think anyone who cares about people being nice to them, are poons…regardless of whatever pronoun…
The older I become the more I come to understand why every genius to ever walk this Earth either tried creating their own world, desperately tried or are trying to escape this world, or, successfully blew their own brains out…
Kids who grew up being pulled around on leashes…what are your dreams like, now days?
I have an idea, Dewalt should make cordless woman’s hair products… @DEWALTtough
“Yes, I’ll have the ‘Gringo Platter?’” I say to the waiter in my sharp cheddar cheese Caucasian accent
The workers I hired from this ready labor service are all tall as a mf!! They getting subway or nothing for lunch!!
“Here’s a useful survival tip!” *From a guy sitting in the woods, during working hours, trying to make a living off the internet
When she's had four or five kids
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