Mrabsorbency @Mr_Absorbency
Drinking wine and doing blow Austin, TX Joined August 2017-
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Margaret Hamilton, who led the team that wrote the code that put humans on the moon, has died at 90 🕊️
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Idk how I’ve never seen this but I’m saving it to sneak into my family’s Christmas playlist for the family gathering this year
고1때부터 기상알람 이건데 정확히 10초부터 지랄시작돼서 10초전에 일어나서 꺼야함 매일아침이긴장의연속
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THE HOUSTON ASTROS WIN THE AL WEST FOR THE EIGHTH TIME IN THE LAST TEN YEARS!
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Bruh I’ve been laughing for 10mins I forgot about this😭😭😭
Y’all remember that gay ass Pinocchio that was like “father when can I leave and be on my own”
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The dedication to this is off the charts 🤯 After 1,993 attempts at trying to throw a perfect game with Roy Oswalt in MVP Baseball 2005 this dude finally got it 🔥 (Via: jaylucarellisports/IG, sandysun_jw/TW)
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Me complaining to my West Coast relatives about the wildfire smoke.
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happy fucking birthday spongebob. i fucking love you
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Groove Battle — Cyranek (2019)
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#CFB27 but modders replaced the pregame, quarter break, and halftime music with the CBS College Football Theme!
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College Football 27 Is Pissing Everyone Off dlvr.it/TTPX5J
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this was the future bald guys were promised in the late ‘90s and then 9/11 and Obama ripped it away from them.
Snake Eyewear by GuiFou
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Omg it’s beautiful 😍
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James Milner has announced his retirement from football. Congratulations on an incredible career, James ❤️
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𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 🏆
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What a journey we've been on with these two ❤️
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they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent
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Zero Dark Thirty but everything is the same except it plays the Fucked Bin Laden song from Popstar over the credits
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