Subsitute Teacher @MsSubstitute
BED for high school. I taught kindergarten. Now I teach anything, K-12.You should worry that I teach your kids. And about what they say, because I tweet it. Joined February 2012-
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Me: "Put on your jackets, we're going outside for phys ed!" Kid who eats pens: "I'm not going to wear my jacket. Do you think I'll die?" Me: "Not if you run the entire class." KWEP: *Nods wisely and gravely. Sprints for 32 minutes straight.
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Gr. 1 "I'm a grown up." Me "Not really." Gr. 1 "Yes I am, mom let's me run with scissors." 😳 #teaching #kidsareterrifying
School's out for summer. Time for me to get a minimum wage job, work tons of hours, and not accommodate for missing teaching #butIamhappy
Gr. 4: I found 'murder' in this crossword. Me: Maybe your teacher is leaving clues.
Gr 2 : Why do adults think they know everything? How do yo know chocolate isn't a vegetable? #goodpoint
Me: Hi, I'm here for Ms Smith. Secretary: Ah, the music teacher. Me: Hm, didn't say that in the dispatch. Secretary: You're music. And band.
Gr. 9: Do we have to write ALL this? Me, confused: It's one paragraph. You have 45 minutes. Gr 9, avec elaborate head roll: So we do then?
Hi class of 49 grade nine students! I can just smell your weird #hormones...
Back to school tomorrow. #sadteacherhappywallet
Day before Easter break--cupcakes, chocolates, mini eggs, #stomachache
Subsitute Teacher retweeted
"can't you just take this packet back and say you never gave it to us?"
When I don't want to be told I'll find a permanent contract one day, I eat in my classroom with my book. #Books can be better than teachers.
Principal caught me reading today. #principal #yikes
In a gr 1 classroom, I am a superstar. "I like your dress." "You're pretty." "We don't want our teacher to come back!" :-)
Me, chasing kids around the gym: This is not a game, we need to go back to the classroom! Kids: Hysterical laughter.
EAL kid: Did you know in my home country, Pakistan, they steal kids and eat them? Me:Are you sure? Him: Yes, my cousin was almost eaten.
Also, subbing on Valentine's Day is amazing. Every kid loves you on V-Day. They don't know my name, but they make me amazing Valentine's.
Friday before the break. Short subs everywhere. They knew not to answer their phones #disasterzone
Some grade two child snuck lipstick to school. After recess, about 70% of the class had it on. Lips, clothing, faces, #thatshirtisruined
Grade six dodgeball, co-taught with misogynist high school football coach, #BestSportsRivalry
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