Michael Thum @Mthum

Taxi is the best show ever. Curb Your Enthusiasm is a close 2nd. Probably say or tweet my opinion too much. There's a little Larry David in me. Love the 80's. Dallas, TX Joined February 2009

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Michael Thum @Mthum

4 months ago

@realEstateTrent I have enjoyed following you on Twitter and I know all of us enjoyed the call today with our company. Very informative

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4 months ago

Mexican cartel vs Squid Games, who wins. Asking for a friend of course

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5 months ago

@oldwaver Great time as always. However, “I don’t like Mondays” would make it even better. Keep it up

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Michael Thum @Mthum

6 months ago

@dfwticket I’m sure that Dr. has “gasman” on his license plate

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Michael Thum @Mthum

9 months ago

@espn you do realize that Americans have no idea what 207 kmh is. Would it kill you to show what that is in mph? #AustralianOpen #thisisgreattennis

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What an amazing tiebreaker win by Tien for the 2nd set. Just realized that @CocoGauff and @carlosalcaraz play after this is over. Glad our new puppy likes to take a dump at 3am to help me stay up in this 20 degree weather. I’m assuming @corbydavidson is in the same situation

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Michael Thum @Mthum

10 months ago

@peacock if you are going to broadcast a @NFL game, maybe have a rewind feature so we can see big plays again.

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Michael Thum @Mthum

10 months ago

Greatest night of the year

96.7 The Ticket @dfwticket

10 months ago

It's time for the 17th Annual Holiday Music Spectacular with @RobertWilonsky 🎄

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Michael Thum @Mthum

10 months ago

@ikenyonFB Fans in Dallas tell the running back to run northeast or southeast since Jerry World wasn’t built with a north and south endzone.

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Michael Thum @Mthum

11 months ago

@CustomerA16122 I need a new fridge. I guess I will swing by your store for my third fridge in 8 years

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Michael Thum @Mthum

11 months ago

@SamsungUS I bought a refrigerator from @BestBuy several years ago. They had to replace the ice machine 3 times in the first one then replaced the fridge for free. Ice machine still doesn't work after replacing it 4 times. Now out of warranty and nobody cares anymore. #funtimes

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Michael Thum @Mthum

11 months ago

@SamsungUS Love your fridges but ice machines don’t work. Unless you give me a good reason to buy another one, I’m going with LG

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Michael Thum @Mthum

a year ago

@ZachBallenger @bethanyjbabcock Wish there was an edit option on my tweets to correct the grammar. Oh well.

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Michael Thum @Mthum

a year ago

@ZachBallenger @bethanyjbabcock Love how you try to say math is in important in real estate. Good one

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Michael Thum @Mthum

a year ago

@dfwticket Jews have been known to be very charitable. Maybe next year you can look up when the High Holidays are and not schedule the Dunham and Miller golf tournament and Bob’s Drop Your Pants on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. #greatcharityeventshowever

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Michael Thum @Mthum

a year ago

@ZachBallenger Still angry with Tulane’s performance last week at Ole Miss

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Michael Thum @Mthum

a year ago

Maybe @Evan_P_Grant should take more nights off. IJS #hugefanhowever

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Michael Thum @Mthum

a year ago

@DezBryant @DezBryant you caught it and you are a better person than all of these trolls. Sorry you have been pulled into this ridiculous twitter storm. You deserve better. Always have been honest

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Dez Bryant @DezBryant

a year ago

If I ever decide to tell the story what my mama put through since a kid the entire world would shut the fuck up. Jerry jones knew how fucked up my family was but they decided to use it a a negotiation tactic… I can really talk if I wanted but I’m headed in a better direction

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a year ago

How he abusive he was the man with the money sounds like ma wasnt getting what she wanted and put her hands on him because "thats her child" and got restrained but hes Dez with a angry mom so thats how you get domestic anything