boyfriend @MyBFsThoughts
My boyfriend says the weirdest shit. Joined September 2013-
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BF: *typing Britney Spears into google, sees me look at him* "Is it 2 T's or 1 T?"
BF: "Don't you think Dr. Pepper tastes like cough syrup?" Me: "No I like Dr. Pepper" *Looks at me weird* BF: "And I like cough syrup"
*Moving his arm in front of my face* Do you feel like there is a train in front of you?
Moo Shu soup sounds like it should be soup served in a cow's shoe
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