Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs. 🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈 Austin, TX Joined March 2018

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

5 months ago

If I go see Shen Yun will the advertisements stop?

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

9 months ago

Why is my pocket like that

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

9 months ago

They banned the crystal scoop lives on TikTok and I'm devastated. What am I gonna do when I have insomnia at 3am

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I told my right wing parents that I had an interview at TikTok. My Dad now thinks I support Satan. My mom is happy I have an opportunity but said she's concerned because people who use TikTok eventually unalive themselves... And this is why I'm a moderate.

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

10 months ago

I really miss the smell of Blockbuster

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10 months ago

Finally found a decent barber in Texas

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10 months ago

Black Mirror new season so disappointing. It's like all their writers quit and the producers ChatGPTd the whole thing. Unimaginative and out of touch. Two straight toxic masc astronauts fighting over the same VR wife, WHO caaaares.

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

11 months ago

I feel like it's totally acceptable to be a catfish on LinkedIn. Like put the best photo of you from 10 years ago on your profile and whose gonna say otherwise.

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Nathan 🎑 @Ohneisan

a year ago

i keep watching this and i think i know how babies that watch cocomelon feel now

Casey Frey @caseykfrey

a year ago

i keep watching this and i think i know how babies that watch cocomelon feel now

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

a year ago

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a year ago

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

a year ago

These Texas gays start cutting in January and go paddle boarding in March. I'm still on Oregon time eating s'mores before bed like I need to keep myself fat for hibernation

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Gay Toad @GayToad_3

a year ago

Some of y’all’s bookmarks are crazy, put that shit on private

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

a year ago

I am loving how much Pedro Pascal we are getting right now but it is an odd experience watching him go from post apocalypse zombie combat to space pirate fighting in the same day lol #notcomplaining #pedropascaldaddy

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

a year ago

Gays are the best at promoting TV shows/movies through their tiktoks and Instagram story memes. I want to be a fly on the wall in a producer meeting to hear their conversations on adding queer content to their show. Is it thoughtful representation or because it's free marketing?

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

a year ago

I want to live in a world where creating click bait content is a crime

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

a year ago

Florida beaches in 25 days 🏖️

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a year ago

Cocaine Bear 🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀

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Taylor 🦖 @NE0HER0

a year ago

I have an irrational fear any time I'm getting gas that I'm going to drive off with the hose still in my car causing the nozzle to break off, gas to leak everywhere, and then the gas will catch fire and cause a massive explosion.

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Andrew Kerbs (he/his) @deconstruct_et

a year ago

Christians will literally be like, “It’s okay to be gay, you just can’t act gay,” and think they’ve created an affirming theology. Hint: it isn’t affirming, and to tell someone it’s okay that they’re gay but now they need to be celibate for life is still homophobia.