Noah @NLessinger

United States Joined March 2015

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Noah @NLessinger

5 years ago

Pro tip: don’t boil off grape juice

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Noah @NLessinger

6 years ago

So my little brothers apparently use...Microsoft outlook...to keep in touch and send...memes??

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Noah @NLessinger

6 years ago

I guess I forgot that cars can get pretty hot, and chocolate melts when it’s hot, so now my bag of chocolate chips is a just a bag with a giant chocolate lump in one end :(

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Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg

6 years ago

Quick reminder: a tariff is a tax. On Americans.

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Noah @NLessinger

7 years ago

I made a terrible website for fun, and it’s going to cost me $100 dollars for 2 more years of ownership. Please help :( gofundme.com/jcu4h-website-…

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wint @dril

7 years ago

just found out about Object Permanence... why didnt any one tell me about this shit

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Barack Obama @BarackObama

7 years ago

Michelle and I send our condolences to the people of New Zealand. We grieve with you and the Muslim community. All of us must stand against hatred in all its forms.

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Anthony Guglielmi @AJGuglielmi

7 years ago

Felony criminal charges have been approved by @cookcountysao against Jussie Smollett for Disorderly Conduct / Filing a False Police Report. Detectives will make contact with his legal team to negotiate a reasonable surrender for his arrest.

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David French @DavidAFrench

7 years ago

Best Cold War movie? I say Hunt for Red October. Who disagrees with me and is therefore wrong?

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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @HC_Richardson

7 years ago

The recent disinformation campaign against New York's new abortion law reflects the takeover of the GOP by radical Movement Conservatives in the 1970s. It's a story not about principle, but about power. Let's take a look at the modern political history of abortion, shall we? /1

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Dill Charles @dillonmilkyy

7 years ago

Ran into my neighbors today at Taco Bell... Me: ”hey guys what’s up” Neighbors: “hey man, just getting ready for the super bowl” Me: “oh! is that today?” My neighbors, the table next to them and the guy at the register *uncontrollable laughter*.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

7 years ago

@royalsociety @GreshamCollege ♥️ logarithms

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Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan

7 years ago

Actually... I said "we've had it as high as 90 percent." But why bother watching the video when you can post a clickbait caption! For the record, I'm with @AOC. If you're earning more than $10 million, those earnings should be taxed at 70%. And the American people are with us 💪🏽

Yahoo News @YahooNews

7 years ago

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Joe Kennedy III @joekennedy

7 years ago

A little advice for @staceyabrams as she prepares our Democratic rebuttal: -Be yourself, you’ll crush it -He’ll talk longer than you expect so keep snacks handy -Be the fighter we know you are -Misplace your chapstick -You have millions of Americans standing with you Good luck!

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George Takei @GeorgeTakei

7 years ago

Guys: That razor ad literally is saying you could become a better person. Women see those ads constantly and they don’t flush stuff down the toilet like children.

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World Record Egg @egg_rt_record

7 years ago

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!) We got this 🙌

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Barack Obama @BarackObama

7 years ago

I knew it way back then and I’m absolutely convinced of it today — you’re one of a kind, @MichelleObama. Happy Birthday!

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

7 years ago

As I say *in the clip you posted* we WENT to the majority leader’s office - he was absent. So we decided to drop letters off at almost every place he could run (including the GOP break room). At what point is @FoxNews obligated to not lie? And more importantly, #WheresMitch?