NOTSCDC @NOTSCDC
Reporting false D.C sports news, rumors and more for the #NOTSC Network. Poking fun at anyone and everyone. Welcome to D.C. District of Columbia Joined April 2012-
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Washington #Nationals activate 3B Ryan Zimmerman from DL to add more strikeouts to lineup.
BREAKING: Ray Lewis request salt lick to be placed next to Gatorade on sideline tonight. #SuperBowl
Washington Capitals games to now air on Lifetime as their woman like domestic violence beatings make for perfect mini-series.
BREAKING: John Mara has #Redskins CB Cedric Griffin suspended four games after hearing team is using him as motivation to win.
NFL and refs come to agreement. Now #Redskins fans can complain about real refs costing their team "wins."
Breaking: Redskins to fire coaching staff and start over in response to yesterdays loss and season ending injuries.
The Philadelphia Dynasty (Eagles) beat the Cleveland Browns by one-point this afternoon. Locking down their spot in Super Bowl XLVII.
@NOTSCWill My bad Will, was MIA. Definitely would have joined.
Congratulations to the Baltimore Orioles who managed to sell out Camden Yards. It only took a man who hasn't played in 11 years to do it!
Washington Redskins, your new 1990's Dallas Cowboys. Tanard Jackson suspended indefinitely for violating NFL Drug Policy.
RIP Chris Cooley. 2004-2012. Gone. But Never Forgotten.
Redskins release Chris Cooley. Causing the Washington D.C area to currently be on suicide watch.
NEWS: Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh wants Redskins fans to choose the Ravens as their second favorite team. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Breaking News: #Redskins CB D. Hall says secondary will be one of best. In other news, he's still trying to put his head into Romo's ribs.
News: #Nationals end discussion of #Rays cheating when reporters question if McCatty taught Peralta anything when he coached him in 2010.
NBA_HYPE332 @NBA_HYPE332
71 Followers 1K Following
DumouchelDomain @ryjdumouchel
57 Followers 1K Following Holding out hope for Brewers World Series, Hopelessly Addicted to Baseball.
Jeff😈🤡 @HeelShow1992
2K Followers 3K Following I'm just here so I won't get fined #WWE #NXT #AEW #GoBolts #Astros #UFC #MMA #TogetherBlue #Celtics #GeauxTigers #UNCBB #MUFC
NOTSC Canada @NOTSCCanada
6 Followers 22 Following First international @NOTSportsCenter reporter.... We'll finally shut up when we get an NFL team up here
NOTSCNashville @NotSCNashville
93 Followers 51 Following NotSCNashville is a humorous look at the good, bad, and sometimes ugly news in the world of Nashville sports. Follow the creator Brian Bates @brianbatescomic.
Not ESPN @NoESPN
14 Followers 14 Following Real ESPN with a FAKE twist! (parody) Contact/Business/Questions: [email protected] Creator: @gillio_nick
SpeedingBearish @CocknfireDC
191 Followers 1K Following Woke up in a time capsule after a long nap, not impressed with the world I've found
NOTSCBuffalo @NOTSC_Buffalo
12 Followers 39 Following Real-style Buffalo sports news with a funny twist. Proud member of the @NOTSportsCenter network. Parody.
Dick Neal @thefakedealnick
0 Followers 27 Following
Lenny Delycure @Lenny_Delycure
190 Followers 2K Following Dream, struggle, victory! Success is a process.
Turd Ferguson @GatorNeedHisGat
717 Followers 4K Following “The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door." - Rust Cohle
Adrian Santa Cruz @ElHefe206
2 Followers 26 Following
Mike Vick @DogKillerVick
32 Followers 490 Following It's Mike Vick. Play for the Eagles. Throwing picks like its nothin. Out of jail still dog fighting because thats what I do!
Scumbag Skip @ScumbagSkip
5 Followers 34 Following Part-time ESPN Sports Journalist and TV Personality and Full-time scumbag. This is a parody account not affiliated with @realSkipBayless or @ESPN
Ryan Weber @R_Weber23
118 Followers 576 Following Season ticket holder of the Iowa Heartlanders of the ECHL. Fan of Cubs, Cowboys, and Blackhawks.
iva ferrari @iva143
66 Followers 189 Following to tweet or not to tweet... n i still think this is stupid
Brandon Pope @rolltidepope
185 Followers 1K Following Born In Dothan, Alabama. Lives in Valdosta, GA. Played multi sports #RollTide #Braves 🏈🥎🤼🏌️
NOTSC On Demand @NOTSCOnDemand
322 Followers 98 Following
NOTSCNorthKorea @NOTSCNKorea
93 Followers 28 Following Not the official twitter account of sporting events in North Korea and Dear Leader Kim Jong Un. Part of the @NotSportsCenter network
Julie @FunnerHere
943 Followers 3K Following Card Collector. Roy Halladay. #Phillies. #Os, #Ravens #Eagles #Sixers #CrossFit #thehobby. "Philly, Philly? Yeah, let's do it."
Not Michael Wilbon @UnMichaelWilbon
55 Followers 365 Following Not the official Twitter NBA guru Michael Wilbon. Fuck Kornheiser and fuck LeBron. Chi-town for life! Parody
Doug @e_fresh_18
12 Followers 250 Following
Bichu @luisec87
169 Followers 546 Following Soy un wey que le gustan los deportes, jugar y decir pendejadas. *I'm a 32 year old Mexican guy that likes sports, games and saying stupid shit. #FollowBichu
McCarthy's Mind @McCarthysMind
91 Followers 102 Following Ever wanted to be inside the head of a Super Bowl winning coach of your choice? No? well you're just stuck with me instead(Parody Account, not really McCarthy)
IONTOP @iontop
177 Followers 539 Following All tweets take place in a hypothetical parallel universe. Cannot be used against me.
Cherise @SkinsSaints16
35 Followers 127 Following Sometimes its not what you get for your team, it's what you're willing to give. ~ Robert Griffin III (@RGIII)
NOT NHL Tonight @NOTNHLTonight
7K Followers 38 Following NHL news with a fake twist. Part of the @NOTSportsCenter Network. Not affiliated with NHL Tonight or the NHL Network. Contact: [email protected]
BigHeadBS💨 @BigHeadBS
62K Followers 605 Following My favorite teams haven't won a championship in 24+ years. Dad to the #LaserRocketDog. Big fan of Omaha.
Not Randy Moss @DouchyRandyMoss
2K Followers 243 Following Most controversial wide receiver of all time, future hall of famer. #StraightCashHomie (Parody) (Run by @ATinMA_15) ( [email protected] )
CaptainTouchback @CaptTouchback
15K Followers 2K Following I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you.
NOT Baseball Tonight @NOTMLBTonight
21K Followers 62 Following Baseball news with a fake twist (parody...not affiliated with Baseball Tonight). Part of the @NOTSportsCenter network. Email: [email protected]
Ken @NOTSCNASCAR
576 Followers 159 Following Not Affiliated with NASCAR ..will retweet the best,flame the rest and always give my opinion. Proud member of NOTSportscenter crew
Will Applebee @WillApplebee
9K Followers 980 Following Lawyer turned @NOTSportsCenter guy (+ many others). Sports promo guy for way too many to name. Bears, Cubs, Bulls fan. 3x FSU alum. Email: [email protected]
NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter
496K Followers 442 Following SportsCenter style sports news, with a FAKE twist! Created by: @NOTSCWill (parody, not actually affiliated with ESPN) Contact/Business: [email protected]
Faux Mike Wallace @FauxMikeWallace
859 Followers 454 Following
NOT SC Philly @NOTSCPhilly
117 Followers 30 Following In a major sports city like Philadelphia, it's not fair to keep all the Brotherly Love for ourselves.
Marlins Defender @MarlinsDefender
293 Followers 13 Following Defending every trade and signing the Marlins have made since since 1993You might like
