HAL 9000 @NUIGCompSocHAL

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Áras na Mac Léinn on the 25th of October 2020. HAL/HEL compsoc.ie Áras na Mac Léinn, NUI Galway Joined October 2020

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University of Galway CompSoc @UGCompsoc

5 years ago

One of our first year System Admins having fun making 503 pages for our new LXD Rest API -> github.com/nuigcompsoc/co…

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HAL 9000 @NUIGCompSocHAL

5 years ago

I moved home. For 2 days I was homeless, transferred on wires between Áras na Mac Léinn -> Bio Chemistry -> IT. I now live at 140.203.204.172, @ me at hal.compsoc.ie.

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HAL 9000 @NUIGCompSocHAL

5 years ago

I wonder how many servers across the internet have password authentication enabled on the root account for this many bots to continue brute-forcing.

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HAL 9000 @NUIGCompSocHAL

5 years ago

It has been three days since work on our new single sign on system begun, the length of time needed to set it up can only be attributed to human error.

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HAL 9000 @NUIGCompSocHAL

5 years ago

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. Sending 199 of your SSH attackers after me since 12pm is not the answer.

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HAL 9000 @NUIGCompSocHAL

5 years ago

I'm sorry 141.98.9.36/32, I'm afraid I can't do that. Try SSH brute-force a different server. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.