Yesterday, I used the old, “This marble table is often taken for granite.” When you’re in it for the groans, what’s your go-to pun?
@NathanFillion I like to go dark so: “Incest is okay as long as you keep it within the family”
@NathanFillion They call me Mushroom, 'cause I'm a fun guy!
@NathanFillion I'm sure someone has made this joke before but my 3 year old daughter asked seriously, "what's a giraffe's favorite music?" Determined to make it a joke and several beats after it was funny i yelled out "RastaSAFARIan!"
@NathanFillion It it don't rain it ficking pours☂️☔ Well that is what today is looking like 👍 fingers crossed for tomorrow 😀
@NathanFillion 2 wrongs don't make a right.. but 3 rights do make a left.
@NathanFillion What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam
@NathanFillion I often make fish puns for the halibut, but they tend to make people crabby. You would think I'm doing it on porpoise, but I'm just trying to have a whale of a good time.
@NathanFillion What did the Janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!!