Solomon Whitaker @NeilSHowe
Trying way too hard to be funny. solomonwhitaker.art Chicago,IL Joined January 2009-
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Above looking downward into a catalogue of life’s work I see something... just something. #poem #illustration
A short stack piles up in my outbox for delivery by an overworked and sweaty, debt-strapped withdrawer on account in need of suspending. #poem
In utero I got the bootero and came out screaming as I was leaving.
There at the corner of Lawrence and Western in N. Chicago, a lonesome Lincoln statue rusts its rain-bronze tears onto a wet plastic bag.
From the stairs emerges a fellow clearly without mind carrying a human head or maple sugar.
Older brothers get everything, and nothing. Younger brothers get nothing, and everything. -NSH, 2018
"Watch the digital revolution", she said, while spinning her finger.
A sleep deprived trucker once said, "The yellow lines look like a line of cheez whiz on a long , never ending Oreo.” Then he swerved into an oncoming baked potato.
I am allowed one cigar every six months and if I’m lucky I even get to smoke it.
Tomorrow is the anniversary of my cat’s neutering. He is celebating.
I think there should be rugs for ceilings. That way I could cash in on my aerial Roomba patent.
Stuffing! I get the most out of Thanksgiving when I don’t go.
The rise and fall of The Holy Roman Empire can be likened to a soufflé. You have to break some eggs to conquer the Gauls and get everyone to the table to avoid sagging huevos.
If wine were a parachute, I would now open a second one and probably end up in a gator pit.
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