Neuron Trees @NeuronTrees

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4 years ago

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships. And they drink port.

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4 years ago

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. No more paydirt.

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4 years ago

Sorry I'm late! I was at home sitting down. I was house sitting for myself.

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4 years ago

If you were a triangle youd be acute one. Right?

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Some experiments with consciousness use masking: a brief visual stimulus is preceded and followed by longer interfering stimuli. The nude scene in "Titanic" was a brief visual stimulus. The rest of the movie was interfering stimuli.

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4 years ago

Alzheimer’s Disease: Associated with a gradually progressive loss of memory. One plus you get to meet new people every day.

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4 years ago

Neolithic Period: 10,000 to 5,000 years ago, animals and plants domesticated. However, people didn't start dressing up their dogs or making macrame plant hangers until the mid-20th century.

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4 years ago

The U.S. has a higher rate of poverty than some other industrialized nations. That's right, the US isn't just winning in obesity rates, we have poverty locked down too.

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4 years ago

Body integration Health: different organs and systems work together to lead to energy and happiness. Mine usually just lead to the fridge.

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4 years ago

Studies suggest that women become more sexually responsive during the periovulatory period. Which usually occurs somewhere in the middle of a Ryan Gosling movie.

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4 years ago

In women, the hypothalamus and pituitary interact with the ovaries to produce the menstrual cycle. The interaction is a real blood bath.

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4 years ago

Hypothesis: a knife cut between the two brain areas should abolish the newly learned response. This Hypothesis was disproven. I lost a lot of good students disproving that one!

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4 years ago

Morphemes:the smallest meaningful units of language. For example, if you're a millennial the response to OMG he was BAE until TMI would be LOL.

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4 years ago

'How to dismantle a nuclear bomb' Peace by peace. __ news.mit.edu/2019/verify-di…

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4 years ago

'Engineers develop a new way to remove carbon dioxide from air' Carbon die oxide. __ news.mit.edu/2019/mit-engin…

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4 years ago

'Giraffes are as socially complex as elephants, study finds' They'll really stick their neck out. __ bristol.ac.uk/news/2021/augu…

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4 years ago

'A universal equation for the shape of an egg' But the data got scrambled. __ kent.ac.uk/news/science/2…

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4 years ago

'USC Stem Cell scientists explore the latent regenerative potential of the inner ear' Also thanks to fish for evolving gills that became in our ear to hear. __ eurekalert.org/news-releases/…

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'Baby dinosaurs were 'little adults'' A horse can stand on day one. Humans take until 35 and living in their parents' basement. __ uni-bonn.de/news/254-2020?…