Nick Benz Ego @NicholasBenzEgo
*PARODY ACCOUNT* | No affiliation with Nick Benz Minne-fuckin-tonka Joined April 2013-
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College? Are we actually talking about COLLEGE?! #StraightToTheFuckinShow
Im a fuckin all star & crush ass likes its my day job but I will always love shannon
Get me some water wings cuz I'm drownin in the pussy
Nick Benz a.k.a. Larry Fitzgerald reincarnated
You're looking at Mr. Football, Mr. Baseball, & Mr. Steal Yo Girl 2015... I'm a fuckin all star deal with it
Unless you have gotten dome in the StarDome, you aren't worthy of even thinking about me
If crushin ass was a sport I would be a blue chip all-american
Fighting Connor Sullivan in junior lot at 2:10 after school tomorrow #bethere #bringyourcameras
Playin down b squad to show these amatuers what a fuckin prospect looks like
Me getting with a frosh would be like channing tatum getting with america ferrera... Shit doesnt happen only fuck models & wilson
Teaching my younger brother Zach the ways so Benzs will dominate ass at the academy for 8 straight years... Fuckin dynasty
Call a convocation for the sophomores so I can show those fuckin rooks how to bang a broad on prom night
They should have put nick benz in our endzones since Ill be there so much dancing and shit
Got bounced from the class of 2015 bracket... Fuck it either way im still boning shannon prom night
How many of you rooks can say you went to prom sophomore year.. It takes an all star like me to say that
Jackson thinks hes the shit now hes with maltese, kid can talk when hes been with 2 super sluts... Its an elite club buddy sit the fuck down
Sorry to my million followers... Too busy gettin ass on my yacht in the Galapagos
If I played varisty football & baseball we would be undefeated... Scoring touchdowns & goin yahtzee but whatever fuck it
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