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Joined May 2014

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derek guy @dieworkwear

11 months ago

honestly so glad i dont care about these things bc i would not be able to live if i had to cut off 90% of the world's offerings out of fear that someone might think i have a sexual interest in men

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Austine @theereal_one

a year ago

Apparently, lemons are not naturally occurring. They're a hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. So basically life never gave us lemons, we created them ourselves.

Jè @ohitssje

a year ago

Apparently, lemons are not naturally occurring. They're a hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. So basically life never gave us lemons, we created them ourselves.

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Ed @ted_pen

a year ago

time for the card machine industry to decide whether you tap the screen or the top bit. this has gone on too long

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Amazon is a broken mess. I have done over $50,000,000 on amazon. They dont care about me as a seller, partner, or person. I uploaded this design patent Was told “stop contacting me” What went wrong inside amazon? why do they hate small businesses and the law? A thread:

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Sig Mouse @iamsigmouse

a year ago

@Bombilly_

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Carl Vellotti 🥞 @carlvellotti

a year ago

when product loses to legal

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P4X -pronounced PAX (peace). Not pea four ex, thx. @_hyp3ri0n

a year ago

folks please help me get this word out. @CrowdStrike named some ransomware PunkSpider, literally the name of one of the pieces of software I made. Completely unrelated of course, mine is a security tool. This is NOT cool, appreciate RTs to get them to change this.

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Alex Cohen @anothercohen

2 years ago

My favorite legal thing that feels illegal is using the Calendly links from salespeople who email me nonstop and booking them calls with each other

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chris person @Papapishu

2 years ago

We have to recreate that SNES era where you’d get a licensed game and it’d be kinda sick. You should be able to buy a Switch Game called Micky’s Whimsical Castle that goes harder than Mario and has one track thats Hardstyle for no reason.

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octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman

2 years ago

Introduced my son to ska and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made. There’s no chance this boy is getting anyone pregnant before he’s at least 30.

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Housing Bubble Disrespecter 🏡🫧❌ @NipseyHoussle

2 years ago

Based

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The Cast Patrol @thecastpatrol

2 years ago

Ricky Stuart, but as you scroll down he gets happier. THREAD🧶

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Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker

2 years ago

do you ever think about other guys jerking off at their computers and get angry enough to write a paragraph about it

Trace Cyrus @TraceCyrus

2 years ago

do you ever think about other guys jerking off at their computers and get angry enough to write a paragraph about it

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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer

2 years ago

If I were a soldier with House Atreides on Arrakis I would keep texting everyone “water u dune haha” until Thufir Hawat found out and the duke had me executed.

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annie @soychotic

2 years ago

How come soccer players get to rip off their shirts and run around when they score goals but I get in trouble with HR for doing it when I get a clean git merge? #misogyny #devsrights

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Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement

2 years ago

A real reminder to check the guest wing of your castle.

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

2 years ago

Phil Jackson recorded a historic triple-double in 1979 when he scored 15 points, grabbed 11 rebounds, and tucked his balls back in his shorts 27 times.