Jefë @NorthernCaliph

Eclectic beat junkie, petrol head, wristi, street corner political philosopher, low key thug poet, unapologetic wanton liver of life. Blantyre, Malawi Joined May 2012

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Viginiya Kalivale @Djvngxbawa

2 days ago

If APM does not start his inauguration speech with “We Got This”. He is a better man than me.

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Jefë @NorthernCaliph

21 hours ago

Long Live Genuine Democracy 👏🏽

Muhammad Bhana @MuhammadBhana

21 hours ago

Long Live Genuine Democracy 👏🏽

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Vendor RJ 🇲🇼 @lbjoza

5 days ago

Also this..🤧 https://t.co/GKsusGi3kh

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Martyn McGrath 🇲🇼🇿🇦🇿🇼 @MartynMCGrath

2 days ago

The winner of this election is democracy. Let’s not kid ourselves, APM was useless in his last term, leading a regime typified by corruption, nepotism and incompetence. However, Chakwera took advantage of the trust we placed in him - and was punished at the ballot box. 🗳️

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Cape Town, Bru /\/¯¯¯¯¯\/ @CapeTown_Bru

3 days ago

Stellenbosch Pilot Crashes Plane With Almost R1 Billion Worth Of Cocaine On Board Timothy James Clark crashed in a Brazilian sugar cane field with 200kg of cocaine on board with a street value of R920 million. For each flight, Clark allegedly pocketed about R8.6 million.

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Jefë @NorthernCaliph

2 days ago

Change Golo FC has entered the chat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A’ba.lé KP @KandyPure02

3 days ago

Change Golo FC has entered the chat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Rebel With A Cause @KhwimaMchizi

3 days ago

Mulape koma. Mpaka elder kumuletsa kuimba Not Stupid? That’s where I drew the line.

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Onjezani Kenani @onjezani

3 days ago

SKC told me an interesting story when we last met. "One night," he said, "as we were in the course of deciding whether to be part of the Tonse Alliance or not, Dr. Chakwera drove across the city to my house. He held my hand and said, 'Look me in the eye. I just want five years.…

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Jefë @NorthernCaliph

3 days ago

Now one Arthur Peter Mutharika will go on record as having the best ‘I told You So’ in the history of I Told You Sos. Second only to Kamala Harris I suppose 🤣🤣🤣

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Typical African @Joe__Bassey

5 days ago

Never cease to speak up against evil perpetrated by western puppets in Africa for their own selfish gain.

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Jefë @NorthernCaliph

6 days ago

I think I actually miss golfing hey. Perhaps a return to the range is overdue

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Jefë @NorthernCaliph

a week ago

“Magaye. Gamuyi ndi ya wadya ntolilo.” 🤣👏🏽

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Jefë @NorthernCaliph

a week ago

Mwaungulu yemweyo!! Kuti Wa! Wa! Wa!!!

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Jefë @NorthernCaliph

2 weeks ago

“Magaye. Gamuyi ndi ya wadya ntolilo.” 🙏🏾

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Priscilla @MamaTapoka

2 weeks ago

My son has had ALOT of questions about the elections, and he’s come to a conclusion. He needs to be on the ticking paper (ballot) coz everyone would vote for a kid. When he wins, he’ll give everyone free money, make things cheap & put dollars in the bank so he can buy Minecraft

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Jefë @NorthernCaliph

3 weeks ago

In everything, for everything and through everything, we give Him thanks. Fly with the angels Ice, keep the bars sharp til we politic again 🕊️

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2SIX5🇲🇼THR336V @KingKananji

3 weeks ago

My people want to go shopping in Dubai, knowing what the UAE is doing in Sudan. My people want the new iPhone knowing what's happening in the DRC. My people want jobs in Israel.... My people are slaves to capitalism.

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Jefë @NorthernCaliph

3 weeks ago

Nanga Chaka Demus? 😒

Learn Something @cooltechtipz

4 weeks ago

Nanga Chaka Demus? 😒

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Jefë @NorthernCaliph

4 weeks ago

Our recent Bereavement came with many lessons, but one hit home hardest. And that is to cherish the time you have with your loved ones, friends and family. Have those family lunches, take those holidays. Take loads and loads of pictures. One day they are all you will have.