(Not) Arian Foster @NotArianFoster
Your daily dose of logic. Houston, Texas Joined December 2010-
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Return to work, after all that? The owners don't care, how do we react? We can't work out, we're supposed to carry on? That's flat out wrong
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Today is Adolf Hitler's birthday, the anniversary of the Columbine Massacre and the BP Oil Spill... and you're celebrating?
That's how teams lose games. One man tries to do it all.
I enjoy the NBA playoffs, I just get pissed off when douches like LeBron James decide that they own their team and must have the ball.
NBA Playoffs, first round... the most stressful regular season games.
@fakeforte How about a song about how you were doubted in high school but now play in the NFL?
I plan to return to tweeting, friends. I obviously have more free time now... ahem... @NFLCommish
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