Not Brendan Smith @NotBSmith2
From Grand Rapids to Detroit, straight to IR, the Wings next great defenseman. Hockeytown Joined February 2013-
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@FakeJakeKindl you're asking for a lot there! Ha
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@NotBSmith2 is an arbi-TRAITOR
@FakeKenHolland @lovepucks followed!
@Jimmah35 ha now I'll be able to afford those bar tabs 😜
@NotJimmyHoward all I meant was to have fun..none of this should be a competition...maybe you should chill..
@Jimmah35 working like a bitch. Not everyone can make money as easily as you do.
@NotJimmyHoward @Jimmah35 real mature...
@NotJimmyHoward stop begging for followers and starting shit. These accounts are fun and @Jimmah35 was the original. Leave it be.
“@KellyKellyPC: Most Eligible Bachelors in Metro Detroit goo.gl/zFz8u” how I'm only at #7 is beyond me
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Griffins!!!!!! Western conference champs!
The game right now...needs more excitement
And if Boston won and iginla chose the wrong team
So since the penguins tried to buy the cup how funny would it be if they lost
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Tig o bitties — God dammit smitty I know that's you ask.fm/a/474piffj
35 followers away from 200.... Just saying... Someone should help me get there! #douchetweet
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@NotBSmith2 be like Lidstrom. He should be the role model for every young defenseman. Calm, cool and collected and awesome.
@ChrissyChemist idk if that's possible. I try but I gets all anxious.
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