GreatTrainDriver @NotGNRail

Train fares rise - avg 2.3%. This doesn't affect me at all! I don't drive trains on time or provide good services!!! bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

@buj08 @gnrupdates @GNRailUK sorry I went out to get some dinner from Royston Tescos! Driving the train now!

@SouthernRailUK @RMTunion #SouthernBackOnTrack CEO of SouthernRail: All I ask for is a £1M bonus & 3 holidays! Is that too much in this age?

@M_attyb @GNFailUK @GNRailUK & it's an 8 carriage train, customers sitting on floor & roof of the train! Bombay?

@GNRailUK @northernrailorg has this guy got anything to do with your network?

If you are travelling on @GNRailUK or @northernrailorg do you think you will ever reach home today?

@GNRailUK your drivers are in yoga classes & won't be able to drive the train on Friday night! We all understand!

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@GNRailUK @northernrailorg cancellation due to lack of staff happen when the train driver and I have too much mulled wine in the night!👮🏼🍷🎅🏼

@GNRailUK @nationalrailenq is there only one particular service that is affected today? 🤔👏👏👏

@nationalrailenq the date when the trains will work properly & our journey won't be the most expensive in Europe! 🤔wait till eternity then?😜

@northernrailorg 319 trains have how many extra seats? 🙄Will all 319 run each day? so let's say 100 extra seats. So 319x100x365 = 10 mil?🤔

@northernrailorg how did you come up with 10million? 🙄 Details please?

@GNRailUK @nationalrailenq Q: so what do u have on the plate for us? A: What else do u need? U have a 10 min delay & 35 deg in the carriage!

When you are pissed from an office Christmas party, what do you need? A train that takes you home on time. But what do I get? @GNRailUK WTF!

@northernrailorg, @GNRailUK @nationalrailenq , you guys should then start maintaining the signals; they are always broken!!!

@GNRailUK @northernrailorg @nationalrailenq Was the only guy who could have saved us from your signalling problems!

@GNRailUK @nationalrailenq @northernrailorg We all agree, this is the lowest price rise & poorest quality of service provided in 5 years!👏👏👏

@GNRailUK @northernrailorg If I was a mathematician, I could easily predict that the probability of your trains arriving on time is - 0%!

@GNRailUK @northernrailorg @nationalrailenq Due to "signal problems" between my wallet and ticket machine; I don't want to pay the fare!!!

this is what they discuss everyday at the @GNRailUK, @northernrailorg , @nationalrailenq offices!