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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

A Parody Parodying a Former Parody. Inceptoparody. notgoodluck.com Not Otouke. Joined May 2014
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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

11 years ago

Wait... Y'all are doing #upgradechallange and didn't call me? O! It's cos I win, right?

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

11 years ago

I see they've picked up my friend Raymond. Remember when I was telling you not to run that advert.

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

11 years ago

Ambode at a night club?! Someone should to tell him Nigerians don't want baby boy leaders... If not, I'd still be President.

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

11 years ago

You are still my woman. My everything...

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

11 years ago

DAM, can't even enjoy stolen funds without waking me up!

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

11 years ago

My people! I never knew holidaying was so good! I mean besides the ones I took everyday while in office. So, what's been happening?

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

11 years ago

What Nigerians fail to realise is, I'm still president. When someone asks you, "who's your president?" You reply: not...

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

Just popped in to tell the story about some kids who passed their mock exams well then went on to fail the main exam. What happened?

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

There I was, chilling in my villa and then the ACs stopped working; no light! This' what you people go through?

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

Ever wondered why the handover venue is called Eagle Square? Hint: might be cos it's where the money starts to take off.

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

I hope you Nigerians are happy, you could have had this much swag...

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

Don't tell Buhari but my handover note is basically a doodle of an Ijaw man shitting on the map of Nigeria; I want to surprise him.

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

Can someone please tell these Americans that corruption is not stealing! #FIFA

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

I can tell you, boreholes & #OneorTwoThings... RT @notfaizzy: Petition NASS to reveal how N600bn was spent... change.org/p/nigerian-nat…

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

You Nigerians say I haven't done anything for the country but see how I've made black marketers suddenly desirable to women.

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

The APC really want to take everything from me but i'm like: just have Patience.

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

What! Orubebe joining the APC? I know I've been asleep for a while but surely i didn't miss the handover? These politicians ain't loyal!

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

Those asking for their money back after the #MayPac fight remind me of one President who ran for reelection, lost, now wants his money back.

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Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck

12 years ago

Has Pacquiao called to concede defeat yet?

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12 years ago

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