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@NotHoodlum "What will it be?" asked the bartender and before Ted Cruz can answer the bartender is gone too. 😂
@NotHoodlum Was this ☝️photo taken at an Airport bar❓
@NotHoodlum He looks like he’s at the midpoint of a cuckoldry fantasy that he’s begun to deeply regret.
@NotHoodlum Cruz’s tombstone will read that Ted Cruz was popularly known as the walking wet fart.
@NotHoodlum Ted: Was it something I said, or smelled like, or because I ate something off the floor in the bathroom. Nice bathrooms, by the way.
@NotHoodlum Well, in all fairness, he did declare that he was doing a dildo raid. 🤣
@NotHoodlum He needs that drink.🍷He's looking like a defeated man. 😞
@NotHoodlum Ted clearing out the bar