John R. Block, Patriot and Defender of Wealth @NotJohnRBlock

Don't worry, he'll always have our board editorials

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Pittsburgh Post-Gazette @PittsburghPG

5 years ago

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Not your trustworthy oligarch, John R. Block! We barely allow our journalists to hold police accountable let alone badmouth them

Pittsburgh's Public Source @PublicSourcePA

5 years ago

Not your trustworthy oligarch, John R. Block! We barely allow our journalists to hold police accountable let alone badmouth them

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Been trying to do my part to remove mailboxes in socialist-loving neighborhoods, but now they're attacking Keith and, honestly, I just lotioned my hands so he's on his own.

If left in a room with Tucker Carlson, we might just kiss.

We've heard through the audio gizmo that Mark Cuban has designs to buy our paper. We need only run 983 more stories about his fruitless local real estate efforts and the deal is as good as sealed!

Can't get enough of the Babylon Bee. That's how real journalism is done: formulaic and blindly obedient to the Christian ruling class!

In Mr. Burris's defense: if you ever read one of his editorials, you will realize he is incredibly, almost impossibly dumb.

Oh God, what have I done

John R. Block, Patriot and Defender of Wealth @NotJohnRBlock

5 years ago

Oh God, what have I done

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Well, two can play that game, Giant Eagle: I'm sure this ShurSave on Liberty Avenue will provide a far superior shopping experience to your grimy hovel.

WHAT!? We've issued a half-hearted apology; the least these ruffians could do is spare a copper for it.

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette @PittsburghPG

5 years ago

WHAT!? We've issued a half-hearted apology; the least these ruffians could do is spare a copper for it.

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Good boy, Keith.

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette @PittsburghPG

5 years ago

Good boy, Keith.

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A shame this fictitious virus canceled this year's Take Your Daughter to Work Day. Mine always cries of joy when we go to the office.

Pinkerton is clearly my favorite Weezer album.

This self-proclaimed Hub for Pornography purports to have a feature reel for every person's kink, but I've yet to find a single "hardcore" reenactment of Pinkertons quelling the Homestead Strike of 1892

If these layabouts and nogoodniks really wanted change, they'd stop developing photography of their bare knees and start consolidating media to a small subset of billionaires like the rest of us! pghunfiltered.com/2020/06/06/hor…

To anyone sending condemnatory post via the World Wide Web to Editor Keith C. Burris: he will be unavailable indefinitely for comment. We are having the furniture sanitized and he is currently serving as my Ottoman.

I'd like to challenge the Chairman of Antifa to a game of chess, the ultimate gentleman's duel. Nobody has ever bested a Block on the checkerboard and kept their job / survived the subsequent fortnight.