NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

Be strong enough to be gentle. https://t.co/NOiIHqrurd Santa Clara, CA Joined July 2018

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

2 days ago

I just don't know how Lamar continues to suck ass in the playoffs. Nobody can stop him

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

3 days ago

The NFL sometimes just absolutely kicks me in the dick

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

3 days ago

Here's a random list of things I'd rather watch than the 2025 Kansas City Chiefs offense: Polygamous couples make out A spelling bee Doordash drivers shove their phones in people's faces The movie Tusk

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

3 days ago

As someone who is all over the Giants, I am now concerned. Where the fuck are the Chiefs bettors?

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

3 days ago

We ready to call Marvin Harrison Jr a bust?

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

3 days ago

Never forget there's 100s of fantasy channels on YT that told you Henderson was a must-draft league winner before the season None of us know shit

Sleeper @SleeperHQ

3 days ago

Never forget there's 100s of fantasy channels on YT that told you Henderson was a must-draft league winner before the season None of us know shit

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

3 days ago

Anyone have a worse future ticket? Trying not to kill myself having to look at this pending for 6 months

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

3 days ago

I would love to be in the same room as @shadybiev right now

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

3 days ago

Weekly halftime thoughts: - Titans, Browns, and Eagles should call Will Levis. Their QBs suck - Baker is a dog, but man, him not knowing when to go down is going to get him injured sooner rather than later - The Texans are completely lost as an org - Vrabel has been a great…

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

4 days ago

NFL YTD: +5.07u NFL PoD: 1-1 NFL PoD: Bucky o0.5 TDs -110 I'm well aware my card sucks. No need to DM me about it. K thx 👋

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

5 days ago

Is there credible evidence Dabo Swinney doesn't have down syndrome?

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

5 days ago

Is this what the kids call skibidi toilet rizz?

NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

6 days ago

Is this what the kids call skibidi toilet rizz? https://t.co/GnBsPhNAlI

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

5 days ago

The Epstein files are going to get released before Iowa ever gets a real QB

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

6 days ago

I'm getting therapy from an OF account. New low for me

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

6 days ago

I can not believe how much my timeline is filled with Dolphins' love. Does nobody remember what happened with the Vikings?

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

a week ago

If I get 5 replies saying "I believe in JJ McCarthy," I'll post a 2u wager for NFL week 3 Up to you all 👇

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

a week ago

Nothing screams Raiders football like spending the 6th pick on Jeanty so Geno can chuck hospital balls 45 times a game

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

a week ago

Can I not do math or did the Raiders just use an 11 minute drive to kick a fg and still be down 2 scores?

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NotMidMajorMatt @NotMidMajorMatt

a week ago

Not investing in the offensive line continues to yield terrible results for every NFL team, and yet nobody fucking does anything about it. It's crazy.