Alfie @NotN0ir

Addicted, Divorced or Dead -J Joined November 2011

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Alfie @NotN0ir

3 years ago

Sadly one passed, what else to do than to bury it in the garden with a spoon in a toothpaste box… grrr that student budget x x

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Alfie @NotN0ir

3 years ago

Then shocked to find out it gave birth to like 13 babies…

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Alfie @NotN0ir

3 years ago

Honestly, pls tell me how my sister rescued a hamster thinking it was hella fat…

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Alfie @NotN0ir

3 years ago

@iambongoben @greateranglia Play us a tune Ben… we’ve missed elrow 🥺 please

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Alfie @NotN0ir

3 years ago

@greateranglia Fancy opening the toilets on the Southend vic train to Liverpool Street stuck at Manor Park? P.s the no information announcements are really helpful x

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Alfie @NotN0ir

3 years ago

Feels like a fever dream 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Oliver Jones @I_Skream

3 years ago

Secret Skreamizm stage at Glasto anyone 👀

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Sopranos World @SopranosWorld

3 years ago

Tony Soprano summer (having anxiety and hanging by the pool)

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Honor Rivas-Paradise @honor_paradise

4 years ago

I have spent the last week getting this finished in hopes of getting it done before the dreaded #100th episode of @sleepdeprived Hope u like it <3 #sleepdeprived #sleepdeprivedfanart #sleepdeprivedpodcast (@jschlatt @aztrosist @apandahvevo @Mikasacus )

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Alfie @NotN0ir

4 years ago

Asked what baccy she’s using… she replies she doesn’t want lung cancer and is using HERBAL FUCKING TEA

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Alfie @NotN0ir

4 years ago

Second attempt… whole things set alight

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Alfie @NotN0ir

4 years ago

She’s smoked it and it’s collapsed in the middle, unraveled, and fallen out into a cup

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Alfie @NotN0ir

4 years ago

She’s got 7gs of purple haze.. rolled her first joint

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Alfie @NotN0ir

4 years ago

Life of my sister at uni….

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ARM @WeealexZ

4 years ago

This is why mum left you dad

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Oliver Jones @I_Skream

4 years ago

@johnsummit Not gonna lie Richy Ahmed is a beast for a long set…. Sure I’ve seen him play literally days on end and keep the party going

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i fkn LOVE tech house but unless ur marco carola im not tryna hear it for 12 hours straight.. seein djs like @I_Skream transition genre to genre seamlessly while keepin energy high open to close is way more exciting to me