Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

Bragging about a 25% increase in share price when it's moved from 20p to 26p (all time high of c. 800p / all time low of c. 16p) helps with the bonus. Those AI 'green shoots' towards stabilizing marketing spend amidst geopolitical unrest helps as well. wsj.com/business/s4-ca…

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

3 years ago

@jamessouttar @JOETHECOLEMAN @davetrott My ChatGPT army will outwit you, outpace you, and as a result, I will continue to earn more than you.

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

4 years ago

@willposk Flattery will get you nowhere with me, young man.

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

4 years ago

@Capital_A_Group Pardon me, but did you add emojis to this video? My god, man.

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

4 years ago

@Campaignmag "Adland has a blind spot for the impact that AI is likely to have on the industry" but that won't prevent me from pretending to know everything about it.

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

4 years ago

"Artificial intelligence or artificial general intelligence is going to have a huge impact" ... on my bonus.

faris @faris

4 years ago

"They were sick and tired of needlessly repeating TV ads in breaks, which annoyed consumers and annoyed clients in terms of wastage,” Sorrell said." campaignlive.co.uk/article/1814193 via @campaignliveus

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

4 years ago

And the tragedy? Two words: No bonuses.

Neil Drewitt @neildrewitt

4 years ago

@Campaign_India @S4C @NotSirSorrell The irony here is severe, as Martin Sorrell is a self-professed 'numbers guy'.

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

7 years ago

@baekdal You blocked him? Hilarious. You're so weak.

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

7 years ago

@baekdal Such an interesting perspective. I fully agree. And oh. Also this. Fu says the guy you blocked. My bonus has no bounds.

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

7 years ago

When belittling competitors and legacy businesses, I am unused to doing so for such small audiences. Let us hope my bonus is not based on CNBC viewership, else I shall start this next decade in the bloody poorhouse. youtube.com/watch?v=XvIasN…

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

8 years ago

@adrimedia It is my bonus button. Pressing it releases a $1million .

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

8 years ago

@ndasgupta Keep waiting, my dear.

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

8 years ago

Follow that cow. 🐮🙏🏻👍 If there is a Darwin Award for marketing and advertising, the daft cow @DevinNunes should win it, whilst we all follow @DevinCow. #cowgate #DevinNunes #darwinaward #daftcow thehill.com/homenews/house…

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

8 years ago

It was me. Negotiations between myself and that chap Zuckerberg broke down, so I broke his toys. The kid has to learn sometime, so I figured why not today. #FacebookDown #InstagramDown #TheAllMightySorrell

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

8 years ago

@adrimedia It was a game show joystick 🕹.

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

8 years ago

I own this place. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

9 years ago

@mikeczyk @Campaignmag @CampaignAsia It is a fine line. Cross it at your own risk. If you do, be careful not to be "extracted". Trust me, my good fellow. I know.

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

9 years ago

I have been "extracted", and now I am going to start again. @Campaignmag @CampaignAsia #WPP #agencylife campaignlive.co.uk/article/sorrel…

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Not Martin Sorrell @NotSirSorrell

9 years ago

But my dear friend, how is it that you have allowed yourself to be photographed for @Campaignmag without a bow tie? A tad bit frumpy, I would say. I would expect this from @gideonspanier, but not from you. x.com/gideonspanier/…