Neighlor Hallsy @NotTaylorHall
Losing & PARODY are my specialties. Jordan cheated on me, so I'm going out with a Flame 29th Spot in the NHL Joined April 2012-
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we're gonna riot riot riot riot riot tonight! we gon' burn this city burn it down, we gon' burn this city burn it down! #vancouver
Neighlor Hallsy retweeted
i feel like dancing.
and i was like "lol your season is gonna be over soon just like ours, get ready my ass lolololololllllll"
i saw an ad in the papers, it showed Burrows & it said "Get ready for the playoffs"
in thomas (i) tHrust #jkjk #notreally
so vancouver loses again, eh? i bet us Oilers can do better
#latenightconfessions i fanboy over Kiprusoff every single fucking day
i dont wash my dishes wow i'm such a dirty boy
we didnt make the playoffs because we dont wanna humiliate ourselves when everyone has huge playoff beards and we barely have a hair
Neighlor Hallsy retweeted
ALLRIGHT KIDS YOU KNOW I TRY TO KEEP IT TONED DOWN IN THE REGGALAR SEASON BUT NOW ITS THE PLAYOFFS WHERE MEN ARE MEN AND BOYS WEAR VISORS!
Taylor Raymond sounds better than Max Raymond
@SteveNotDownie not at all... and btw you should like ask Burrows out, i think you'll like him
@Mita_Mami23 @kammylovee_ its because i just left #duuuh
@Not_Chiggy20 they're your abs.... just take away the dots ;)
“@Leahockey:The Rangers mascot is a horse??? RT @LapierreGirl Is Taylor Hall the mascot for the Rangers?”ugh they said they'd keep it secret
“@KammyLovee_: Dear Taylor Hall, can you take the air off 30 degrees? Kayythanks” no. i'm too hot
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