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Every restaurant in California has had its indoor seating closed. So here's a handy guide to seeing if the indoor seating in your favorite restaurant is closed. Is it in California? THEN IT'S CLOSED

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6 years ago

Why is it that the people who wear their masks like this always help themselves to giant gobs of hand sanitizer?

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6 years ago

Wear. Your. Fucking. Mask.

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6 years ago

It's closed.

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The indoor seating is closed, just like everywhere else in California. It's closed. The indoor seating. Is closed. The seating. Indoors. Is closed. Not open. Closed. The seating. Closed. Indoors. Not open. Not. Open. Closed.

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6 years ago

Wear your fucking mask

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6 years ago

NOTHING HAS BEEN SANITIZED

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6 years ago

COME ON INSIDE LIKE A PSYCHOPATH AND SIT AT A TABLE WHERE GOD KNOWS HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE SAT BEFORE YOU

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6 years ago

CORONAVIRUS? I DON'T KNOW HER

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6 years ago

HEY GANG WE'RE BACK

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7 years ago

@CongTVOffcl Drink more coffee ☕

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Library Tweets @NotTheLibrary

7 years ago

It's a bad time to be a joke account about a totally fictional neighborhood coffee shop. Be safe y'all. Stay indoors. And hopefully we'll see you soon.