Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

Sybarite. Ni hao! Wo jiao R! Ni jiao shenme mingzi? Wo shi Meiguo R. Joined March 2012

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#strangethingsparentssay Monkey see, monkey do..🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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Charles Dougherty @clrdougherty

6 years ago

Just rescued from human traffickers, she has a gut full of anger and wants revenge. #IARTG #ASMSG #KindleUnlimited ow.ly/YXOY30pxdQb

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#ManCrushMonday Reginald Lewis.. I like them super smart & super rich..dead or alive.

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#strahansarakeke Those twins are GORGEOUS & smart..Women need to understand that beauty is only a part of the equation. You need brains as well.

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#strahansarakeke Love Sara's dress. Keke & Sara are both right about not revealing too much on social media. Michael looks handsome.🤗😎😛😂😍

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#PleaseAWomanIn5Words Rub my feet selfish bastard.😠😠😏

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#FridayFeeling The fact that Felicity Huffman got off with 14 days after cheating & crying to the court. Then this little tramp of a cheerleader KILLS a baby & gets off scott free. Gotta LOVE WHITE PRIVILEGE. I don't wish either of them well..It's lying crying bitches week.

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#MDLNY Alexa is a SNITCH, don't invite her into your home. She's like that fake friend who comes over to find out all of your business so she can tell the other nosey neighbors. Go to hell Alexa.😏😏😠😏🙁

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#MDLNY Get LUIS back on here fulltime or you're going to lose viewers. Tyler is BORING.. 🙄🙁😠🙄🙄About to turn & watch Naked & Afraid.

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#MDLNY 😂😂🤣😂🤣 Hey Ryan, I have a strawberry birthmark. Your wife might be right.😂🤣🤣🤣

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#CluesTheyAreCheating Clues that I'm Cheating: Your photos are the window sill so my new babe doesn't see them. After he leaves, they go in the GARBAGE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Maybe you'll be more sensitive to the next woman. Darn, I had a FLASHBACK!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#StrahanSaraKeke Sarah looked so beautiful with her bright pink dress today. Can totally relate to trying to be sexy while stepping in gum.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

"Sean Taylor" Still trying to understand why a casket was allowed at a game in the first place. That is nuts. Everytime I think about the way this poor guy died, I don't feel sorry about not inviting people over. RIP S.T.

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#SignsImNotFeelingWell I'm not looking for my glasses that I misplace about 50 times per day..looking for them right now..had them like an hour ago..let me go get that early Alzheimer's test.😳😳🙄😏😳😳

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

I swear, insomnia will have you doing some of the silliest crap..why am I Googling what's the best state where you can own a kangaroo? 🤔🤔🤔 On a good note, Hart to Hart is an 80s gem.I know Max was secretly hatin' on Mr. Hart. Waiting to make a move on the wife.🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂

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dasian @SuicideDesigner

6 years ago

Bro threw a whole watermelon 💀

Brother Nature @BrotherNature

6 years ago

Bro threw a whole watermelon 💀

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

I need to find 10 male underwear models.

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

Jameis is going to need to call on Archangel Michael for protection.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those Bucs fans are PISSED. You can do better Jameis. Ask your angels for help, they're waiting!!

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

The best thing about this Giants game is the State Farm commercial that I was hoping to see with Cheryl & her she shed. Get it together Giants!!!

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Globe trotter @Nothingfalseh

6 years ago

#YouAreOfficiallyOldIf You buy Windmill cookies from the store & look for the piece of almond they used to put in the cookie when you were little.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bring back the almonds man.