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Statistically, only one person in the world is completely normal. I’m not claiming that responsibility— no way. Joined June 2020-
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Butt Fart and I traveled the world together. #fondmemories
1: “So, I started washing my hand religiously.” 2: “Oh, so like only on Christmas or Easter or when you felt really guilty?”
I’m officially a prophet. I’ll be free Tuesday after 4p
To Do List: 6/1/2025 Remind Father about listening to my scream-o music.
Have you ever thought about how your siblings are also your second cousins?
Guys, I think I have Covid. I can’t taste my water.
You know how people saying they can’t wait to meet “the one?” What do polygamists say? “I can’t wait to meet ‘the four?’”
So, people aren’t eligible for a Pell grant if they bust their butt working during school and make “too much.” We support a system where parental aid is assumed and everyone is forced into debt instead of treating equally those who are work hard #stupidgovt #PellGrant
I can’t tell if people are more pushy about voting or grabbing an “I voted” sticker after voting.
Notice a big uptick in minorities represented in advertisements. Are we ever going to talk about how ugly people are the least represented people group in the media? #justsaying #justiceforuglies
Don’t you hate it when you pay 10% of your income to a state you worked in for two week and then they tell you you owe more money. Then you explain why they actually owe you money. Then they ignore you and tell you that you owe another 10%. Great fun, right?
So I accidentally set my best friend up with a Mormon. My bad.
Why do we say things are below par if they’re bad? I would love to be under par.
I’ve never had a green thumb. They’ve always been varying shades of brown.
Step 1: Apply for job. Step 2:Get random phone call a month later asking when I could start. Step 3:Get a random email a month later telling me I didn’t get the position. #AreYouSure #StepsToGetAJobThenNot
COVID is really testing my balance.
Ashley🌹🐾🐻... @_aRoseInBloom_
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Ashley🌹🐾🐻... @_aRoseInBloom_
535 Followers 2K Following *insert inspirational quote here* {MBI & DTS Alumni} ~ Counselor ~ (Born in Texas; born to Chicagoans)Trends for United States
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