Nurse Humor 🤖👽👾😷 @Nurse_Humor
Wilding inappropriate operating room nurse that likes to tweet and engage in semi-serious conversations. Worldwide! Joined March 2012-
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Travel health care peeps! What's one thing you wished your assignment staff/bosses understood about you? Not personal information but travel nuances that we deal with during contracts. #travelhealthcareworkers #travelingORproviders #operatingroom
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Y'all stay lying! Why is there a code at the bottom? Tiffany had a different code. We sat side by side filling out this BS.
How dare you!! #ORRN #neversayquiettoanurse
When you're trying to clock out and they want to add a case...
When I have 7 dental cases and need a quick turnover #coffeeismysavior #maybeaddBaileysnexttime #aretheremargaritatrucksyet #halpmejeethuth
I love to see the floor/unit RNs come in, all pretty hair and make up done. In the OR, we come in hot and leave hot. #pedsORRN #travelnurse #hollaatyasquirrel
Prizes and inspiration await! #AAdvantage40th #giveaway Rules: bit.ly/31cWRDc aadvantage40th.com
Especially when the books aren't health care related.
I swear this is every time I think I have my stuff together
Again, research is essential. #helpmeoprah #fixitjeethuth #whycantigetchipsansqueso #imissmariachibandsnearme #ijustwannadohoodratthingswithmyfriendsoutdamnside
I'm becoming an AHA instructor for BLS, ACLS, and Heartsaver/AED/FA. What are some ways your instructors have made the classes fun and less stressful?
Maybe... I'll let you know after thorough research!
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