Laurazepam @ObviousLaura
I ain't come here to play school Stanford Joined December 2011-
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I realized I’ll be on call next thanksgiving and that is in fact what I am thankful for
all the small things at thanks- giving uncle's racist mom's high dad's pissed say it ain't so / sweet potatoes cousin's now goth / hot topic clothes
How am I not getting awards for my relatable yet hilarious commentary on life
Back on my nonsense instead of paying attention in lecture
Me realizing i have no idea what my friend just said: My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: That’s crazy
you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
This is literally an admission of guilt if I’ve ever seen one
BREAKING: Guy Fieri re-elected as Mayor of Flavortown.
My dog won’t nap in the new house without me so instead of unpacking we are watching the travel channel from bed
do not crank that soulja boy gentle into that good night; crank, crank against the dying of the light
This form has given me the title of “Cornell person” and I am demanding that everyone address me as is appropriate to my new station.
@harmonica_b hot take: the technology that allows space-reptile elon to exist on earth is beginning to fail causing his erratic behavior
Niche pleasures: bad hallmark movies about vets who think they can preg check a cow externally #nothowitworks #thatswhatthelongglovesarefor
Please add kittens to the list of things working with animals has ruined for me
Well guys it's almost time for me to rise from the dead and tweet in all caps about football
Me: I'm a strong independent woman Also me: answers to a nine pound puppy
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