The Occasional Texan @OccasionalTexan

Occasional newspaper serving UT since 200 BC (parody account) Joined May 2020

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The Occasional Texan @OccasionalTexan

a year ago

BREAKING: @elonmusk replaces entire Twitter workforce with @UTCompSci freshmen #RIPTwitter

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a year ago

BREAKING: UT students forced to study for finals now that Twitter will shut down #RIPTwitter

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2 years ago

BREAKING: Moody student overheard saying they “microdose on local news.”

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2 years ago

BREAKING: Pain

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3 years ago

BREAKING: CNS student rethinks their life after Ochem exam

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3 years ago

BREAKING: Liberal Arts Professor longs for the day a student will visit them during office hours

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3 years ago

BREAKING: Screams heard all across campus as students miss out on getting SZA tickets

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3 years ago

BREAKING: UT creates a brand new Astrology department in response to mercury being in retrograde

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3 years ago

Well…

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3 years ago

Well…

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3 years ago

BREAKING: It’s 12:12 and OU still sucks!

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3 years ago

BREAKING: UT President Jay Hartzell steps down to pursue a new career as a TikTok star

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3 years ago

BREAKING: UT President Jay Hartzell steps down to pursue a new career as a TikTok star

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3 years ago

BREAKING: UT student that made eye contact with a tabler on Speedway turns to stone.

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3 years ago

As long as we get to borrow your blue check…deal! ;)

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3 years ago

As long as we get to borrow your blue check…deal! ;)

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3 years ago

BREAKING: McCombs student overheard saying they’re “fiscally conservative, but socially liberal.”

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3 years ago

BREAKING: UT Student found shaking and crying after spending a month’s worth of rent on UT ring.

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3 years ago

BREAKING: UT student swears that Texas is really back this time

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3 years ago

Oops…accidentally tweeted on main

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3 years ago

Oops…accidentally tweeted on main

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3 years ago

BREAKING: Ut Austin unveils the official portrait of 30th President Jay Hartzell:

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3 years ago

BREAKING: UT Austin gives students free food and ice cream to call it even on tuition increases

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