Animals That Aren't the Size You Thought They Were @OddSizedAnimals
Look, I'm an idiot who doesn't know how big things are. Don't @ me just because you've been to a zoo in the last year, ya nerd. Joined August 2018-
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I'm bad at actually being on Twitter dot com to share content in any consistent way, but this is super cool
I'm bad at actually being on Twitter dot com to share content in any consistent way, but this is super cool
I heard that people were talking about #Toad s, so here's the Goliath frog of Cameroon. Frickin' full foot long and seven pounds.
From ancient rhinos on Thursday, to the smallest of the rhinos on Sunday. Sumatran rhinos are only four feet tall! Is so little! Also while I'm in here donate to your local zoo's conservation efforts. They good stuff.
Badgers are so teeny and cute and probably won't eat my face right?
Also kangaroos are solid muscle and can beat up your dad
Okay who thought baby kangaroos were like....bigger? Maybe at least a little wider.
Okay who thought baby kangaroos were like....bigger? Maybe at least a little wider.
#ThrowbackThursday Rhino ancestors, yo. Apparently used to be bigger than mammoths? I'd feel kinda robbed if I were them.
Me after holiday dinners. But forreal, puffers can range from one inch long to two feet. Bit of a range
So manta rays are hecking huge, but stingrays also get v big. I think just like rays in general are thicc boiz
Mwah! Big boi moose loves ya #MooseMonday
Babby moose playing in a sprinkler. They're just like us! #MooseMonday
Jus' prancin' down the road. Nbd #MooseMonday
This is a neat birdfeeder. I like this birdfeeder. #MooseMonday
Hallo hikers, how are you today? #MooseMonday
Yo, sorry for the absence last week. Life was....well tbh it was just kinda life. In apology have hourly moose tweets #MooseMonday
Bloop bloop, catfish can grow to nine feet long and are so much bigger than your dad.
#MooseMonday K I'm thinkin' 'bout becoming a moose-based novelty account. The dudes are dumb big.
#MooseMonday ...kinda Elk are not deer. Elk are bigger than your horse. Elk are still bigger than your horse, even if you don't have a horse.
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