Buzz Lightyear @OfStarCommand
Intergalactic Space Ranger. Joined July 2013-
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@MarkAnthonyMktg Mission Log: I’ve been following the target for a short but reasonable amount of time and have concluded that he is not a follower of Zurg. Switching targets.
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And after approximately one Earth year I have escaped from a place they call "Twitter Jail"
#howImetmybestfriend He tried to tell me I wasn't an intergalactic space ranger then pushed me out a window.
My best friend stills prefers riding a horse to my space ship.
That awkward moment when you realize how bizarre your bodily proportions are. #topheavy
I first began my journey on this planet 18 years ago. Still no progress on fixing my spaceship.
Star Command Mission Log: The local people seem to have branded the foot of my suit with a four letter code: A N D Y. Scan for meaning.
While I'm here my best friend is out with Andy around a campfire enjoy delicious hot shmoes.
Remember that time Woody's girlfriend kissed me before I rescued him? Woody does.
If you're going to do something, do it well. Unless you're name is Zurg.
To Affinity and beyond. #JessieTheCowgirl #WordPlay
Retweet this mission log entry if you'll join the fight against the evil emperor Zurg. Volunteers must be impervious to death rays.
The whole "Get your best friend to think he's famous and was on TV" bit is too funny.
Once I lost my left arm... Don't worry, I'm all right now.
Star Command Mission Log: I am about to begin my flight from the peak known as "The Stairs" to a nearby window. Piece of cake.
Let's play 2 truths and a lie. I've been pushed out a window I've been tied to a lit rocket I can fly Just kidding they're all true.
Mrs. Nesbitt? ... I don't want to talk about it, and I hate tea parties.
Star Command Mission Log: Let it be known: Hiding in large orange triangles allows safe passage across the street.
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