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I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.
How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went -- I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.
Wow. Okay easy, Booster Seat. No one cares about this party anyway.
I just knew, my whole life, that everyone was wrong about me. My parents, my teachers, my friends, the doctors! Everyone.
Wow. Okay easy, Booster Seat. No one cares about this party anyway.
Its Never Too Early For Ice-Cream, Jim.
Stanley, we're not always going to be there to coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working.
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair.
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
Hate To See You Leave But Love To Watch You Go. 'Cause Of Your Butt
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If I can't scuba, what has this all been for?
Its Never Too Early For Ice-Cream, Jim.
You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life so you should just get used to it.
Sometimes I'll Start A Sentence And I Dont Even Know Where Its Going. I Just Hope I Find It Along The Way.
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