Old Jews App @OldJewsApp
Official Old Jews Telling Jokes app coming soon! oldjewstellingjokes.com Joined March 2012-
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A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
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"Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call." - @TheRichardLewis
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What famous comedian brought us this doozy: Man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" Doctor yells, "Next!"
"It won't be long now," said the rabbi as he circumcised the little boy.
Oy vey! "@Support We've temporarily disabled the option to upload avatars."
Moishe replies, "And that should make it lighter?"
The postmaster says, "This package is too heavy, you'll need another stamp."
Moishe walks into a post office to send a package to his wife...
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