Due to our indoor dining limitations from the IDPH, we have decided that all guests will now be hired as "employees" upon entry. They'll be issued a complimentary staff meal with a beer or cocktail included, and they'll be charged $25 for their staff nametag. Who wants a job?
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@OlympicTavern Id like to negotiate the offer and get better clarification of my responsibilities. Can I order anything off the menu? Who do I report to and where is my parking spot? Is there room for advancement?
@OlympicTavern Does this mean I can sue if I get sick under workers comp laws?
@OlympicTavern Will I also get employee benefits, like health insurance, to help cover the cost of my inevitable inpatient stay?