Omar Alghabra's Uselessness @Omars_Useless
Minister of Delays and complete uselessness in Canadian politics. MP of incoherent nonsense. Creater and enforcement officer for ArriveCan. (Parody) Mississauga, Ontario Joined September 2022-
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Now that I'm the new Deputy Prime Minister, I'll turn this country into Syria 2.0 like I've always promised.
I'd like to say hello and introduce myself as Canada's new Deputy Prime Minister. I was once responsible for keeping the lock downs on all cross border travels for a full year after the world lifted theirs. You can expect much of the same as the successor to Mark Carney.
As we approach Halloween, I'd like to remind parents to avoid culturally inappropriate costumes for their children.
Is it weird that I never made a post about the Trans stuff on Easter? It's almost like my religion forbids it.
I honestly had no idea I was still an MP. I've been flying under the radar since I was tossed out as the Minister of Transportation.
I honestly had no idea I was still an MP. I've been flying under the radar since I was tossed out as the Minister of Transportation.
Uh oh. They're on to me for my involvement with the #ArriveScam app.
I don't want this to be public.
I don't want this to be public.
I fully support Hamas and it's ideology.
Feel free to leave comments here for Omar the former Minister of Delays.
Feel free to leave comments here for Omar the former Minister of Delays.
Cave troll approves!
I'm the best politician in the world and my legacy proves it.
I forgot my line. Am I the one being tossed under the bus for this new scandal, or was it someone else?
Good morning, my friends. I'm still an incompetent idiot.
I ordered the take down of an unidentified object that violated Canadian airspace. Canadian fighter jets were unable to intercept it, because I have given away all of their engines to Ukraine. Thankfully, a U.S. F-22 fighter jet shot down the object so I was able to save face.
I wasn't aware that canada even had an airspace.
I've alerted the richest country in the world to bring in their air force to shoot it down. Ukraine will be here to rescue us any minute now. Updates to follow.
I've alerted the richest country in the world to bring in their air force to shoot it down. Ukraine will be here to rescue us any minute now. Updates to follow.
Pierre's strategy in calling out our hateful Liberal rethorics might be working for him in the polls. However, one thing he'll never have is actual hate towards Canadians in the conservative party. Only us Liberals can wear that badge with pride.
Pierre's strategy in calling out our hateful Liberal rethorics might be working for him in the polls. However, one thing he'll never have is actual hate towards Canadians in the conservative party. Only us Liberals can wear that badge with pride.
Our cabinet retreat in Hamilton is off to a good start. Justin and I partied hard at the local high school bar last night. Only three NDAs were signed the next day. Cheers to a fresh start in 2023.

PETRIFIED COVID PAREN... @covid_parent
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Andy Lee @RealAndyLeeShow
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Rowan @canmericanized
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Eva Chipiuk, BSc, LLB... @echipiuk
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Kris Eriksen 🇨🇦 @KEriksenV2
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Mr Stache @MrStache9
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Keith Wilson, K.C. @ikwilson
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🇨🇦 Dr° Ezra Ka... @EzraKahan
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Tedward @theoraybar
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139 Followers 395 Following Glaswegian. Swim, run, cycle. Engineer. 30 odd years in oil and gas, all over the world. Energy investor. Opinions are my own.
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The Beardly Wonder @beardlywonder
39 Followers 496 Following Beard is a responsibility because it's a gift that is not given to everybody.
Overalled Fringe @BobLobl83018695
334 Followers 588 Following WTAF happened to Canada? I miss the country I grew up in, now it's dying and there isnt much to do but watch it get worse while we are held hostage by treason
Tyrone Brady 91 @TyroneBrady91
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141 Followers 433 Following
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Sheri Andrea @MissMamasita
504 Followers 1K Following Curiosity didn't kill the cat, complacency did. #freedom #mom #nomandates #criticalthinking #music #travel #animals #soulmates #nutrition #functionalmedicine
Stevie Whiteshoes @SWhiteshoes
55 Followers 348 Following
PETRIFIED COVID PAREN... @covid_parent
80K Followers 451 Following The Government knows what's best. I wear a mask. Do NOT go for a walk in the woods. #ElbowsUp 💉😷 (vaxxed/masked/safe/colonizer).
Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego
114K Followers 50 Following Fake Prime Minister of Canada and Leader of the Liberal Party. Globalist. Climate lunatic. Communist. Just like Justin, but worse. Parody.
Andy Lee @RealAndyLeeShow
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The Pleb 🌍 Reporte... @truckdriverpleb
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Rowan @canmericanized
61K Followers 3K Following Formerly partisan - Blue Dog Democrat - Love my country. Opinions my own - retweets not endorsements 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇨🇦
🇨🇦Unacceptable ... @AreOhEssEyeEe
136K Followers 23K Following Podcaster on The BroadCast @BroadCastTrio🎙 Endlessly curious. On a spiritual journey. Trying to raise the vibe.
Jagmeet Singh's Hypoc... @singh_hypocrisy
21K Followers 481 Following Jagmeet Singh's hypocrisy has no boundaries. Pronounced (Hip-ah-cra-cy) Puppet of the Liberal Party of Canada. Leader of the NDP. (Parody)
govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt
138K Followers 1K Following **The System Has Been Compromised** - Govt is Corrupt - Media is a Virus - Obedience is a Symptom - Non Compliance is the Cure
Ryan Gerritsen🇨�... @ryangerritsen
146K Followers 7K Following Unlike the media we must hold Politicians accountable, not celebrate them. Interest - The No Agenda Show, golf, djing
Eva Chipiuk, BSc, LLB... @echipiuk
111K Followers 2K Following Advocate for dialogue over division | Cross-examined PM Trudeau | Still asking: When did the gov’t become so afraid of its own citizens? | Founder @empoweredca
Ottawa Gestapo @OttawaGestapo
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Kris Eriksen 🇨🇦 @KEriksenV2
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golden pup @Golden_Pup
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Mr Stache @MrStache9
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Brattani @Bratt_world
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Tiffany Gillis @tiffanyrg9
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Steve @SteveJansen99
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🇨🇦 Dr° Ezra Ka... @EzraKahan
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True Facts! 🤞 @TrueFactsCanada
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